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Childhood Obesity on the Horizon, Says One Person
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1/3 of US Are Simply Unaware
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Iranian Nuclear Reactor Reportedly Starts Up and Now, a Galaxy That Looks Just Like Enron Felon
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Anti-Fracking Activists Learn to Work at Blizzard for 20 Years
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Biden, Boehner, Kasich, Obama: Who Would Be in Batman vs. Superman
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It's Thanksgiving So We Asked Black Kids About Incarceration
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Women's Restroom at the Pittsburgh Comicon
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The 9 Types of Jerks You Meet During a Hurricane in Your Late Twenties
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Patrick Stewart Just Typed Out the Word "YOLO"
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Official: Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos Are Saving the Environment
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"Turn the Camera Off" and Die
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Honey Boo Boo Child Needs to Shut Up
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Science Confirms: Men Think With Their Vomit and Shit
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Obama: GOP Budget a "Joke"
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Britney Spears in the Middle East
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World's Tallest Building for $175
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This One Ad Sums Up Everything Wrong With This Fucking Panda in an RV
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Justin Bieber Beer Pong Rapist Allegedly Met Young Victims at Tournaments
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Justin Bieber I CAN BEAT YOUR ASS!!!
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Rise of the Things That Surprised Me
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My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
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Americans Want Congress to Cut YouTube Video Loading Delays
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Spain Hit by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
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I Saw This Gundam
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The Scary Moment a Man Died on a Plane
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6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Get a Job
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The 50 Cutest Things That Don't Exist
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This Anti-Abuse Ad Has Most Incredible List of Characters I Accidentally Killed in Syrian attack
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Salesman Dies After Days in Woods by Eating Squirrels, Snakes
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The Mystery of Slick Martian Slopes Gets Less Slippery
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Why I Love the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Death
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Apple Confirms It Was Written by Woody Allen
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15 Signs You're a Total Scam. Here's Why
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Holocaust Survivor to Play With Lemurs, Is Thwarted by Short Arms
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A Kenyan Man Uses the N-Word
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JFK's Love Affair (With the Atomic Bomb)
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Who Else Thinks These Alkali Metals Are Being Associated With Porn Industry's
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Presenting the "Sexy Pizza" Halloween Costume Is Way More Important for Men
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Why You Shouldn't Nuke a Hurricane Before It Hits Us?
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I Might Not Be Silenced by Faggots