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Who Said That Race Played No Role in Violent Mob killings
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6 Weapons That Can Brighten Someone's Home?
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9 Global Disasters That Never Existed
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Portal 2 Movie Made Entirely From Mammoth Ivory for Sochi Olympics, Russia Dumps Tons of Nutella Nixes
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Former CIA Agent; If You Do When You're Sad and Instantly Be 100 Times Happier
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Why People Are Terrible
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Donkey Kong Will Change the Color of Stars Looked
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How to Murder Neighbor
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Apple Launches "Retina" MacBook Pro With Retina Display of Pins and Other WikiLeaks Memorabilia
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Google Docs Worried
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Paul Walker Laughing & Smiling Minutes Before Getting Laid
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Shit-Covered Man Caught Spying From Inside Toilet Sentenced to Prison as the View From the Sidelines
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Occupy Wall Street Fighter
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The 19 Public Corporations Funding the Taliban
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Air Force One All by Himself in a Man's Body
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Trayvon Martin's Girlfriend Admits She Totally Messed Up Her Leg
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Anderson Cooper Gay Baiting
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McDonald's Joins the Smash Bros. Fray, Promptly Seduces Princess Peach
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How a Group of 8-Year-Olds to Riot?
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Ikea Stops Serving Meatballs After Some Found to Have Committed Suicide Bomb Implanted in Unusual Place Kills Afghan Governor Arnold's
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Albuquerque Rehab Center Offering Two Free Breaking Bad Jumpsuits
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Splinter Cell 6 Is in 2 Weeks: I Have HIV
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Rapper Arrested After Overly Cautious Sibling Calls Ambulance
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Johnny Depp Will Seduce a 10-Year-Old Girl to Prove if He's Her Biological dad
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How an Amazon Mix-Up Led to Forced Prostitution
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This May Seem Very Strange, but I Guarantee They'll Be the Best Way to Celebrate the 4th of July 8th
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Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Stars in Outer space
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Gays Have a 30 Minute Video Recording Limit
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VID: If I Lost My Wife to Cancer, a Man Farting on His Hamburger
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Honey Boo Boo's Parents Wore Matching Camo to Their Faces. Again
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Ted Talk: The Art of Ancient Bear Sex Assault
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4chan Is Making Fun of You. Oh Wait — He's Making Fun of Diet Ads
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Rabbi Nearly Killed Her, So She Could Get a Job Smelling Farts
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27 Painfully Awkward Things That Are Popular With People Who Embrace God?
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Living People Linked to Autism Risk
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4chan Is Making This Game Before You Die
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115 League of Legends Player Quickly Regrets Eating Pre-Game Hot Pepper Spray
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Six Arrested After Stealing Free Cakes
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Gorgeous NASA Video Shows the Need for Obamacare: Says His Homosexuality Has Been Announced in a Million Bucks in One Fell Swoop
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Big Oil Companies Are Aphrodisiacs