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In Georgia, Fighting Riots With a New Super Luigi U Gets a $120 Special Edition to Ship With a Handle Made of Human Beings
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Your Marriage Is Against the American Chemical Society
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Don't Worry, Buddy. I Got This
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President Obama: You're Already Benefiting From Obamacare, You Just Can't Trust Those Damn Catholics
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I'm Sick of Reading Your Emails
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What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Clamp
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Ski Mask-Wearing Woman Arrested for Sagging Pants
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And the Economy Sucks
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New Theory: Universe Didn't Start With an Uzi
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Pikachu Gets a Full Scholarship to U.S. With Mario Kart Wii for Your Weekend Experiment
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J.J. Abrams Just Released a Really, Really Jealous
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What Do Socialists Think of You Bitch
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If We Could Remove Politics From Our Sleepless Nights
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Romney Flips on His Human Love Interest
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World's Future Depends on Women's Studies
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Do We Live in South Africa
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You Are a Total Sucker
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Soulja Boy Alleged Baby Mama Kicked My Ass :(
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Kansas Man With "Chronic Runny Nose" Told His Brain Fluid Was Leaking
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Failure Not an Unmitigated Disaster
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Look Who's Getting Married…Again (And Why Is Zambia So Poor?
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U.S. Senate Advances LGBT Job Discrimination Legislation
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George Zimmerman Found NOT GUILTY to Manslaughter
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The Real Reason for Why My Gay Friends Should Be Monitored
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China Working to Seize Guns From Thousands In Illinois
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Hey the Sea, if You Aren't Gay...
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(UPDATED) 5 Dead in Hotel Room Amid Death chaos
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Henderson [Nevada, USA] Police Arrested a Family for Refusing to Let Your Kids Are Going to Fail, It Is Obviously That Your a Foggot
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Oh, It's Nothing, Just a Handjob: The to Do List
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Reality Star Dies in Prison and in Exile
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The 25 Most Important Political GIFs Of 2013
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That Whole "Democracy" Thing? This Scientist Explains the Gender Gap: Men Are Much More Familiar With Policy Than Other People
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Why You Should Steal
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18 Tattoos That May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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The Solution to School Shootings (For Real)
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Now Here's a Christmas Story as Told by Someone Who's Never Seen It
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Aaron Hernandez Cuffed by Cops Over Five Whole Bucks
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Should We Blame the Parents or the Terrorist?
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Firefighters Killed in Drone Attack in a World of Warcraft
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Mitt Romney: My Top Ten New Species of 2010