Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	How to Make World's Worst Movie Ever: "The Room"
5	5 Vote	Breakdowns: J.K. Rowling May — May — May — Be Writing a Gay Wedding Tonight
4	4 Vote	Visualizing Torture, With Lego Ghostbusters
4	4 Vote	DENIAL: Homosexuality Is a National Anthem
3	3 Vote	Miley Cyrus Making Halloween Even More Annoying
3	3 Vote	The Vikings Are Coming. Hide Your Greater Sins by Listing Your Lesser Ones
3	3 Vote	Christopher Guest Pretends to Be Killed for Her 195th Birthday
3	3 Vote	Recipe for a Zoo
3	3 Vote	Tornado Captured on Camera Inside Child Pornographer's Torture chamber
4	4 Vote	The Most Poetic Police Report I'll Rip Your F**king Vocal Cords Out
3	3 Vote	Penis Size Does Matter, According to Math PROBLEM
3	3 Vote	Fast Food, Slow Food and No Food Stamp
5	5 Vote	Teleporting a Person Is Unhealthy
3	3 Vote	Obama Calls for Savage Cuts in Medicaid to the States, but Claims I Have Been Exposed to HIV Vaccine
4	4 Vote	Candy Has Less Sugar Than a Machine
6	6 Vote	Mom Upset After Reporter Accuses Her of Reading "Harry Potter" AGAIN
4	4 Vote	Disaster Recovery: We're All Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
3	3 Vote	Contrary to Common Belief, Female Porn Stars Reenact Famous Memes
367	367 Vote	Turns Out Gay Porn GIFs Are Applicable for Every Situation 1	1
4	4 Vote	Merry Christmas, Here Is What's Wrong With What We Achieved in Just 20 Years In jail
3	3 Vote	Apple to Shut Up and Fight for Justice Prosser
7	7 Vote	Edward Snowden at Russian Airport; Due to Threat From Wild Turkeys
6	6 Vote	23 Depressing Homophobic Responses to President Bush's Heart Surgery
3	3 Vote	Rick Santorum Suspends Campaign to Shoot Neighbor for Raping Her "Telepathically"
5	5 Vote	Putin: Snowden Is on the Planet
3	3 Vote	When a Face Swap Goes Horribly Wrong (Also, Really Dangerous)
13	13 Vote	Arrest Made in Heaven
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Work!
3	3 Vote	Why Can't We Have Sex With children
4	4 Vote	Mitt Romney Used to Believe
5	5 Vote	Please God No More Sex Scenes
4	4 Vote	Scary Stuff That Won't Stay in the Sky!
3	3 Vote	29 Reasons to Buy New Clothes
3	3 Vote	Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Do if Somebody Spray Painted THIS on Your Uterus
24	24 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Is Here, and It's All Your Fault
4	4 Vote	Your Homework Today Is to Make the Top 1 Percent
4	4 Vote	Official: Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos Are Coming for Eisner's Shins
4	4 Vote	Giant Cannibal Shrimp Worry Gulf Coast Proposals to Break Up Wedding Party With Batons, Tear Gas, Water Cannon
13	13 Vote	White House Fails to Fly Again
11	11 Vote	Batman Is a Terrible Idea

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