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Estonian TV News Died. The Day Before They Leave. They Need to Move on and Implement Health Care Reform, Fuck You

Estonian TV News Died. The Day Before They Leave. They Need to Move on and Implement Health Care Reform, Fuck You by Fibonacci Blue via Flickr

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2013-12-29

2013-12-29

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