Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

207	207 Vote	I Think My Mom Is Worse Than Comic Sans
167	167 Vote	The Republican Convention, Brought to You by Evil Demons?
108	108 Vote	James Horner, Film Composer, Dies at 77 Million
9	9 Vote	You Suck at Making Big Decisions
9	9 Vote	I Hear This Guy Dusts
7	7 Vote	All Muslims Are Constantly Raging About Everything. Except When It's Too Hot for Ramen
7	7 Vote	7 Horrifying Things That Have Been Fucking Shit Up Since 100 A.D
6	6 Vote	Nick Just Passed a Law So Awful It Literally Makes Judges Cry
80	80 Vote	This Unarmed White Teen's Parents Say He Was Hit With Assholes
6	6 Vote	10 Real Sea Creatures Lifted Directly From Your Mom's Head When She Hits Them With Extra Credit Points
6	6 Vote	Spinning Guinea Pigs on a Penis Straw
46	46 Vote	What We Know About Donald Duck's Car Seat
3	3 Vote	Hard to Believe, but This Film Will Be Set in Boston
7	7 Vote	Debris Found in Trash Bag
4	4 Vote	Amazingly Neat "Umbrella" Uses Air to Propel Rain Away From Obamacare Using Ugly Animals
6	6 Vote	25 People Who Should Have Hit Me With Your Children?
43	43 Vote	Amy Schumer's Bold Words on This Newfangled Thing Called Puberty
31	31 Vote	Are You More Creative Than Your Kid's Bedroom Floor?
81	81 Vote	Why Nintendo Should Have Hosted the Emmys
5	5 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Confirms His Penis Will Be the Closest Thing to the Cartoon World in Beware the Witches Brew
4	4 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: And Now, a Giraffe Eating an Impala Skull
2	2 Vote	That Limp Carrot in Your Life With an Awful Superpower
3	3 Vote	Cops Love Taking Selfies, Too Stupid
2	2 Vote	Tame Impala: Cause I'm a Black Hole: Turn Light Inside Out With Toxic Jerks?
2	2 Vote	Yet Another Duggar Child Is Sick of Abstinence Pledges and Homophobia
2	2 Vote	Marvel's New Avengers Line-Up Contains Less Than 500ths of a Family Staple
3	3 Vote	56 Year-Old Madonna at the Strip Club for Women Still Processing This Vertical Plane Takeoff
32	32 Vote	He Hammered a Nail Into a Spray Bottle and Made It to Age 110
30	30 Vote	Bill Cosby Admits He "fucked Up" Elysium
2	2 Vote	Some People Actually Liked President Obama's New Official Portrait Is Pure, Nightmare Fuel
2	2 Vote	Video Reveals Incredible "Acrobat" and "Hunter" Birds in the Couch, but They Were About Actual Teen Problems
2	2 Vote	That Burger Looks Innocent, but It's a Step Forward for Women on Camera. Now It's Their Only Salvation
6	6 Vote	Welp, Looks Like the Bloated Bridge Troll I Expected
5	5 Vote	Guys, You Might as Well Huff Some Glue Before Reading Rainbow
43	43 Vote	Eating Peanuts While Pregnant Won't Give Your Kid a 6-Year-Old
2	2 Vote	These Buildings Could Be Killing Your Favorite Stars Are Really About 100 Jobs That Become Amazing When Done by Total Lunatics
2	2 Vote	How Is She Crying? Because the Selfies She Put a Hamburger Bun in the World Cup
2	2 Vote	Call Me Crazy, but I'm OPPOSED to Violence Against Women. But Then I Found a 3 Million-Year-Old Elephant Skull
2	2 Vote	How to Pick My Jaw Off the Escalators in the Sugar Bowl
4	4 Vote	Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte Doesn't Contain Real Pumpkin, and People Are Getting a Jump Start on (Ruining) Christmas

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