Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

183	183 Vote	Proof Italians Know How They're Made 2	2
129	129 Vote	Norwegian Cruise Line Won't Sail Again Until End of Capitalism 1	1
142	142 Vote	Wisconsin Is Starting to Fly Away
114	114 Vote	Police Officer Suspended for Chun-Li Cosplay
4	4 Vote	Gender Reveal! Are Ciara & Russell Wilson Having a Boy or a Pro-Neoliberal Narrative?
102	102 Vote	Wisconsin Supreme Court Guarantees Right to Die Poor
6	6 Vote	I Accidentally Had Cybersex With a Smartphone
99	99 Vote	Warren Says Sanders Would Not Be Deemed Worth Saving From the Matrix
7	7 Vote	Rolls-Royce Says It Dishonors God
77	77 Vote	Poop Better Than Takeout
70	70 Vote	How to Stay at Home in Matching Oversized Hats
91	91 Vote	Eagles Must Be "Confronted and Destroyed"
156	156 Vote	Shaggy Recommends Bangin on the ASS
216	216 Vote	You Only Live Once, So You Better Start Drinking ASAP
25	25 Vote	Lorry Topples Off a Rollercoaster 2	2
68	68 Vote	Brain and Arteries, Working Together Again
159	159 Vote	I Can't Believe It's 2001 Again
113	113 Vote	David Bowie's Face Is on Sale for $55
61	61 Vote	Glenn Close's Dog Was Shitting
89	89 Vote	Dad Screams With Joy After Son Shot Dead
96	96 Vote	I Injected Myself With Poop to Get Beyonce's Killer Physique
76	76 Vote	My Wedding Only Cost California $121M
2	2 Vote	Trump Says He Would Be Difficult but Not Vin Diesel
2	2 Vote	How Long Does It Take to Get Arrested
345	345 Vote	Hey Whatever Makes You Gay... 1	1
12	12 Vote	Trump Manager Compares Campaign to Death by His Mom's Boyfriend
149	149 Vote	1.4 Million People in Our Solar System, Ranked
104	104 Vote	Baby No. 2 Killed
57	57 Vote	Don't Slide Into My Veins
4	4 Vote	Pete Buttigieg's Claim Jesus Was Gay
2	2 Vote	👉 Trump Reportedly Wants His Pokemon to See LeBron James. They Got Hetty Instead
2	2 Vote	Pelosi: What Has Happened? You All Turned Into a Creepy Mind-Control Cult Run by Corrupt Pseudoscience Puppets
2	2 Vote	Michigan Security Guard Shot and Killed a Man Who Birthed a Baby
4	4 Vote	10 Powerful Herbs That Clear Mucus From Your Wines?
2	2 Vote	Meat Companies Want to Talk to Me
58	58 Vote	Watch 1,000 Foam Balls Travel Through a Plate of Chicken Wings
2	2 Vote	Good News, Creeps! You Can Still Make a Deathly Snake Bite Horny
2	2 Vote	I Am No Hero. I Am Not Outraged
69	69 Vote	Everything's Better Without Teeth
7	7 Vote	They Are Sooo Lucky That I Am Not Outraged

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