Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Massive Lion Fends Off More Than 740 Trains
4	4 Vote	Don't Be a Huge Snake
64	64 Vote	Pelosi Says There Will Be "Plenty" of Toilet Paper in Stolen 18-Wheeler Truck
8	8 Vote	It Took Me Eight Years to Come
3	3 Vote	9 Modern Grandparents Who Are Dealing With Deflated Balls
3	3 Vote	February's Hot Slut of the Year: Greta Thunberg
7	7 Vote	C-3PO Says Goodbye to Loved Ones
4	4 Vote	Man Withdraws Right to Be Kissed
4	4 Vote	Taco Bell's Holiday Collection Includes a Fetus
3	3 Vote	Bill Withers Was an Anime
147	147 Vote	Diarrhea Could Be Yours
76	76 Vote	Ghost in the Oven
117	117 Vote	Oh Shit, My Weekend Project Turned Into a Musical?
9	9 Vote	I Should Be Ended
5	5 Vote	Inmate Freed From Prison Planet
3	3 Vote	US to Get TONS of Iron
2	2 Vote	Congratulations on a Hot Lake
2	2 Vote	Batgirl to Join Coronavirus Fight Makes Governor's Job Really Difficult: Report Reveals
3	3 Vote	Oh, Yup, You Need to Be in Trouble
4	4 Vote	"Comrade" Britney Spears Reflects on 20 Years of Marriage
2	2 Vote	Who Has the Highest Pollen Count?
2	2 Vote	Cross-Border Cooperation Leads to 40-Person Brawl at Water Park
3	3 Vote	I Feel Like You've Dropped Acid
4	4 Vote	A Very Alert Dog Appears at Every Angle!
62	62 Vote	You Can Play With Your Eggs
108	108 Vote	Arkansas Law Could Require Women to Get Lit
216	216 Vote	Who Dares Approach My Window? I Am Asleep
89	89 Vote	John Cena: Why I've Changed My Mind About Having Multiple Orgasms
105	105 Vote	Hello 9-1-1? I'd Like to Drive on Other Planets
25	25 Vote	The Best Place to Be Racist
4	4 Vote	Lana Del Rey Invites You to Dread the Word "Vagina"
32	32 Vote	WATCH: Joe Biden Stares Into Space After a Break-Up
3	3 Vote	It's Ewan McGregor vs. Ewan McGregor in the Health-Care Debate
4	4 Vote	Here Are the Memes
2	2 Vote	The Children Have Returned
3	3 Vote	Debate Confirms There Is a Magical Assassin
3	3 Vote	Yard Full of Sexy Seniors
3	3 Vote	Chill With Henry Rollins in the Age of Bioweapons
158	158 Vote	The Pentagon Is Looking to Bust Deez Nuts
6	6 Vote	Is Amanda Bynes Pregnant With Her Own Daughters

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