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Time to Be Socialists
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McDonald's Apologises After Vegetarians Find Chicken Nuggets in Their Coffee
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Kids Pull the Plug on Brain-Dead Dad—Then He Says 6 Words That Today's Gamers Won't Understand
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Unhelpful High School Boy Erased
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Experts Say Goodbye
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One in Twenty Young Adults "Unable to Exist"
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Team Rocket Has Been Contacted by Mueller Probe
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Eating Fries in Front of Jon Hamm
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Hear "Weird Al" Qaeda
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Why, Yes I Cannot Stop Sucking Dick
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The Radioactive Puppies of Chernobyl Are Finally Here and People Are Dead
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Man Arrested for Dressing as a Flowchart
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Sorry Mario, Your Princess Is in Shambles
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Don't Make Me Even Richer!!!
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Pope Francis in New York City Hosts Break Dancing Competition
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Soldier Avenges 9/11 by Watching Porn (Probably)
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Admin Sued Over Edible Balls
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12 Delightful Revelations From the Cesspool
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Fitness Blogger Posts Before and After Masturbating, Respectively
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Stop!!! Do Not Exist
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I Need Help. I Am Sad and Petty
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Can Anyone Tell Me I'm "Cute"
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NASA Found a Giant Nerd
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Scientists Say Yeah
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Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC
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Senate Votes to Break Your Legs
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Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex
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As Usual, It's All My Fault
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[NSFW] Here's Proof That Finland Might Not Exist
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Hiya Barbie. Hi Ken! Do You Guys Like Pocket Knives
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Pro Tip: Never Do That
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Only 90's Kids Will Die
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Japanese Biologist Wins Nobel Prize as He Is Literally the Strongest Wizard
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FBI Notes: Clinton Does Not Evolve Into Raichu
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Trust Me, I Don't Know Shit
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Harry, It's Time to PURGE
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Teen Rushed to Hospital After Being Trolled by Gamers
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Dang You Got Two Boobs
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Rifle Capable of Wielding Katanas
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Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile