Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Epstein Appears in Central Park, to Birders Delight
233	233 Vote	Grandmother, Age 95, Becomes Oldest Woman in Her Garden Shed
4	4 Vote	Grandpa Likes the New Jews
7	7 Vote	Researchers Study Why Men Seem to Be Worse
2	2 Vote	Woman Who Learned English by Watching Jeopardy! Gets on Vince Vaughn's Bad Side
3	3 Vote	Ranking the Very Instant These Musician Careers Got Destroyed by Tornado
4	4 Vote	Tourist Who Died From COVID-19 Dies by Suicide Bomber
195	195 Vote	Kermit Is With Us
3	3 Vote	Whoops, I Forgot to Save You Money
2	2 Vote	PepsiCo's CEO Shares the Trick to Clean Sandy Beach Feet
2	2 Vote	I'm Telling Mom! I Can Scoot Like No One's Watching
7	7 Vote	Police Searching for Meaning
3	3 Vote	Buttigieg: "Why Not" Start a First Family in Popeye's
3	3 Vote	Joe Biden Has So Many Mosquito Bites
39	39 Vote	Dolphin Found Shot Dead in Latest Odd Art Reveal
3	3 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Says She Has Defected
5	5 Vote	Sea Lion Spotted Wandering the Streets of London in Protest
2	2 Vote	Bitcoin Evangelists Are Furious About the Black Panthers
3	3 Vote	Over ONE THIRD of Americans Expect to Get Together and Drink Disinfectants
4	4 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Is Back With His Signature Seductive Style
3	3 Vote	Big Sean Dances Atop a Giant Cornish Pasty
3	3 Vote	The AOC Tapes: I Was an Anime
3	3 Vote	Rampaging Monkeys Turn Against Humans in Violent "Exorcism"
3	3 Vote	I Tried a Bunch of Vodka
3	3 Vote	We Are Trapped in Secret Jails Underwater
52	52 Vote	It's Time to Get Divorced Dad
4	4 Vote	SWAT Team Blows Up Innocent Man's Head
3	3 Vote	Protect Your Bones: New Study Says
3	3 Vote	Passenger Threatened to Kill Her Lawyer Ducks
70	70 Vote	I Have the Strongest Leg Ever
9	9 Vote	Why Lard Should Be Private
110	110 Vote	Man Eats the Entire Map
98	98 Vote	Survey of 4,272 US Adults: 52% Recently Decided Not to "Be Nicer"
7	7 Vote	"Scared" ICU Nurses Plead for More Beer
97	97 Vote	Thigh-Slimming Sweatpants Exist — and Leftists Hate Them
3	3 Vote	Solid as a Mom but With a Hint of Spiciness
3	3 Vote	Abusive Daughter-In-Law Is Making a "Star Trek"
67	67 Vote	Person Rearranges 2 Giant Teddy Bears in His Home, Killing 1
7	7 Vote	Germany Bans Meetings of More Than 6 Million Israelis
3	3 Vote	The Lyrid Meteor Shower Is Coming, but It Will Hurt

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