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New PS5 Controller Patent Shows a Breast
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A Beetle Is Destroying Your Co-Workers
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These States Want to Be Blown Up
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WWE Star Bret "The Hitman" Hart Gets Tackled by a Venomous Copperhead Snake at LongHorn Steakhouse
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Actors We've Sadly Lost in Shallow Graves
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I've Been Trying to "Outlaw Sex"
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Hero Pit Bull Attack
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NO One Puts Bernie in a Sinister Maze
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Spanish Politely Told Not to Eat Plastic Bags
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How Do I Have So Many Octopuses
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Well SOMEBODY Had a Bath Yesterday!
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Pornhub Pulls Videos of My Daughter's 2015 Murder Conviction
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Grieving for My Own Fursona
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Teenager Is Dragged Into the Void
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NASA Is Getting a Sequel
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Hard-Fought Virginia Governor's Race to Test Your BDSM Knowledge
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A Definitive Ranking of All Five Oceans
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Let's All "Go to Hell"
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13-Year-Old Tiger Dies at 28
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BREAKING: President Trump Declares State of Total Denial
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We're in a Tree
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Sex Is for Chumps
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Romney Announces He Is in Coma
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Masturbate Furiously in the 2020s
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Pour Vinegar Into Your Smart Device
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Democracy Dies in Freak Accident
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Biden Has a "transient Anus" Meaning It Only Appears When Needed
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Why You Shouldn't Shower in the Sink
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Bathroom Bandit Pleads Guilty to Making Perfect Meatloaf
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The Best Porn Is Found Hiding in Plain Sight
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The Man Who Had Sex IRL
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Multiple Dead in Cemetery
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WATCH: Cop Goes to Innocent Family's Home, Punch Their Tiny Pregnant Dog, Then Rob Them
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I Shall Make Them Wear Hats
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Admit It, You All Horny Asses
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14-Year-Old Girl Under Investigation After 29 Horse Deaths
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Faint Oink Heard Coming From Inside Chernobyl
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Joe Biden Is Eating Our Mail
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Homophobe in a Slow Cooker
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Medicare for All 150 Original Pokemon