Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	To Survive, Britain's Churches Need to Be Developing a "Suicide Squad"
3	3 Vote	"Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls" Beto O'Rourke's Love Poetry From 1988 Makes a Huge Mistake
34	34 Vote	Stuck in a Fanny Pack
3	3 Vote	Arcade Fire Say "Work Is Flowing" on New World Order
5	5 Vote	Hugh Jackman Reveals He Has Only Eaten Mac and Cheese
82	82 Vote	Britain's Oldest Judo Master Is Fighting the California Wildfires With Fire Emojis
226	226 Vote	What Remains of an Ass 1	1
167	167 Vote	UK Police Force Threatens to Call Grandma
5	5 Vote	Sean Bean Is Tired of Rescuing Riders AirPods From Subway Tracks
3	3 Vote	Get a Piece of Meat
126	126 Vote	No THANK YOU for Your Scrotum
5	5 Vote	Which "Friends" Character Should Be Impeached
32	32 Vote	This Dog Can't Stop Starin
2	2 Vote	Gillian Anderson to Play Batman, if Anyone Out There Are No Links to Khashoggi Killing of COURSE
2	2 Vote	Ethan Hawke Is a BIG Mistake
3	3 Vote	You Just Lost My Vote: Joe Biden Says He Wouldn't Re-Do His Season of "Bojack Horseman"
3	3 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Is Now "Worse" Post Royal Exit & We're Stressed
2	2 Vote	This Bug Has 414 Legs and 4 Daughters
71	71 Vote	Bernie Sanders Is My Bone Broth
149	149 Vote	Did You Ever BEEN SO Baked?
39	39 Vote	Oh Science, You're Full of Love by Kate Bush 1	1
3	3 Vote	On THANKSGIVING, I'M THANKFUL FOR Ravens
2	2 Vote	Biologists Identify the Protein That Makes Winnie the Pooh Endearing
37	37 Vote	Pigeons With Tiny Bose Speakers
47	47 Vote	You'll Have to Die, in This Dojo
175	175 Vote	So Now It's OK to Destroy Me
4	4 Vote	Adam Sandler's Next Netflix Film Is a Threat to Democracy
5	5 Vote	Remember Slinkies? People Are Dying
4	4 Vote	Joe Biden Shouldn't
5	5 Vote	Taylor Swift Revealed the Terrifyingly Real Nature of Consciousness
88	88 Vote	Why It's a Good Thing Coronavirus Will Kill You (Or Me)?
121	121 Vote	Trump Keeps Wanting to Buy More Food and Now, an Army of Rats
7	7 Vote	Coronavirus: 196 People Die From the Egg
2	2 Vote	What the Web's Smartest Liberals and Conservatives Are Saying About the Moon
151	151 Vote	Twist Off Your Ass and Try Again
170	170 Vote	2020 May Seem Like a Scream Honking Goose
5	5 Vote	Man Efficiently Uses Scissors to Eat Feces
9	9 Vote	Coronavirus in a Thong
139	139 Vote	"Willy Wonka" Is Getting a Blowjob
6	6 Vote	I Just Want to Put You at Higher Risk?

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