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Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Look at My Fat Ass
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Is There Even a Government
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There's So Much Ass
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Sonic Is in Labor
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Here's a Video Game?
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Oh Great, Now I'm Dead
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Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz
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Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry