Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

35	35 Vote	Be Glad You're Not Flossing
365	365 Vote	Burger King Is Dead at 88 2	2
597	597 Vote	Brad Pitt: I Don't Understand Amiibos
255	255 Vote	Dad's Epic Response to the Ocean
168	168 Vote	BuzzFeed Has a Secret. And It Is Cannibalism 2	2
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
35	35 Vote	First Couple Accidentally Creates Their Own Personal Skatepark
81	81 Vote	It's Time to Bleed
31	31 Vote	Child's Drawing of Nipples
22	22 Vote	12 Teachers Reveal Their Favorite Chipotle Orders
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
379	379 Vote	19 Problems Only Ghost Orbs Will Understand 2	2
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
444	444 Vote	Woman Fights Off 15 Cops While Jacking Off 1	1
682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
373	373 Vote	The Simple Power of Their Ass
552	552 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
668	668 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
25	25 Vote	Beyonce Photoshops Her Own Religion
90	90 Vote	Pediatricians Say Flamin Hot Cheetos Are Burning Your Limbs
512	512 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely 1	1
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
374	374 Vote	Are You Sick of the Universe
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
690	690 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
364	364 Vote	American Culture Is Bullshit
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
454	454 Vote	Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
552	552 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
737	737 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
448	448 Vote	Great, Now I'm Dead
376	376 Vote	Senate Rejects Bid to Kill Me
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful

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