Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Video Game?
48	48 Vote	Why Nobody Should Watch Dancing With the Stairs
8	8 Vote	Worried About Being Really, Really Hard?
8	8 Vote	Zimmerman Will Not Go Gracefully Into the Office Bathroom
23	23 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Appear on Brazilian Playboy Cover
119	119 Vote	Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Golden Globes
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
108	108 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How to Talk to Cops: reports
84	84 Vote	Truck Full of Lies
52	52 Vote	104 Republicans Who Are in Bed Together
97	97 Vote	Tired Duckling Trying to Follow the Higgs Boson Stuff
100	100 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
33	33 Vote	Is There a Hurricane in Your Big-Ass Purse?
110	110 Vote	Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
257	257 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle 1	1
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan's Budget Angst
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
130	130 Vote	Nginx Is Taking a Seriously Wrong Turn on Way to Bachelorette Party
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
232	232 Vote	Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed? 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
268	268 Vote	Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini 1	1
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4