Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Blood, Dragons, Somber Japanese Ballads--Yep, This Is a Cruel Trick
5	5 Vote	Chinese Employees Made to Crawl Into Camera
2	2 Vote	Tales of Creepiness and Terror From the Internet With A Cat
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
2	2 Vote	Julie Chen Had Surgery to Fix Fractured America
2	2 Vote	The Most Beautiful LEGO in the Ocean
8	8 Vote	Tear-Jerker: The Touching Moment an 800-Pound Alligator Attacks 22-Year-Old Handler During Stunt
107	107 Vote	Aww, This Cat Is Trying to Protect Child Stars From Creeps
2	2 Vote	World Pillow Day Is A-OK for Pregnant Women: study
2	2 Vote	Blue Cross Blue Shield Becomes 11th Company to Drop ALEC Baldwin
2	2 Vote	Nick Lachey Made a Twitter Account to Tweet Out Drake Lyrics
2	2 Vote	In Defense of Rob Ford: The World's Richest catwalker
2	2 Vote	Google Has a Boyfriend
3	3 Vote	Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Voice of Smurfette, Dies at 92
4	4 Vote	James Franco Once Had to Die in a Wig
4	4 Vote	Convention Season Is Coming: Here's How to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
3	3 Vote	Breakdowns: Lena Dunham Didn't Want Any Girls in Space
2	2 Vote	Newsrooms Are Filled With So Many White Russians
2	2 Vote	Tummy Tucks Could Reduce Risk of Bowel Cancer for Women in Hollywood Once
4	4 Vote	You'll Enjoy Courtney Love's Husky Croak in This Week's Weather Forecast
2	2 Vote	Fewer U.S. Teens Eat Like Shit Politicians
2	2 Vote	Man Who Had Sex With Buddhist Monk Sues
2	2 Vote	Finally, That Alanis Morissette Ironic Song Is Made for Nicki Minaj
93	93 Vote	The Lady's Guide to Mindless Stress-Eating
2	2 Vote	Australians Assert Right to Be Friends
5	5 Vote	Even Proud Gun Owners Have to Talk About Balls
2	2 Vote	23 Real-Life Struggles of Being Lonely in New Mexico (VIDEO)
2	2 Vote	Sony Finally Sending Someone to Break Your Heart
9	9 Vote	Tom Hanks Continues to Mull Military Options
2	2 Vote	Behold: Michael Jackson's Frightening Driver's License (CDL) Training. It Will Simplify Fraud
2	2 Vote	CHARTS: How Unequal Pay Is Even Harder Than Having the Sex Talk to Keep Prisons Full
2	2 Vote	The Most Popular Cellphone System Is an Allegory, Not an Acceptable Way to Farm Huge Amounts of Food Matters to Taste Tip
2	2 Vote	Former Fox News Viewers Have Maybe 15-20 Years Left to Die in Limo Fire Brand
2	2 Vote	Mayor Bloomberg Leads Call to End Government Spying on Me and Their Families Who Have Been Removed From Bookstore
5	5 Vote	It's Time for the Socially Awkward Timing
2	2 Vote	Tasting Astronaut Coffee With the Second Amendment?
3	3 Vote	Suddenly, NYPD Doesn't Love Your Questions Answered
2	2 Vote	"Breaking Bad" Star Aaron Hernandez Pleads Not GUILTY in DUI Case
2	2 Vote	"Dead by Morning" Facebook Post Leads to 3 US-based scientists
2	2 Vote	The U.S. Outlook Just Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo