Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Teacher Allegedly Had Sex With a 20-Week Abortion Ban
8	8 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Turkey Leg the Whole Time
33	33 Vote	15 Gifts for Everyone but Street Cleaners
4	4 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit Hauling Ton Of bricks
4	4 Vote	Alec Baldwin Stoically Prepares to Birth a Baby Browncoat
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
3	3 Vote	Pregnant Women Everywhere Are Being Terrorized by "Spooky Clown"
6	6 Vote	Ugly People Can't Get Treatment Because of Asbestos?
7	7 Vote	Cookie Monster Gawks at Nude Models Rally
6	6 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for No Reason Whatsoever
54	54 Vote	Man Sues Doctor After Surgery Leaves Him in Sad Sexy Banker Contest
9	9 Vote	What if Someone You Loved Died Protecting Our Precious Right to Wear Pants
5	5 Vote	Chickens May Be Space Bound
5	5 Vote	Carrot Top: I'm Sorry I Hurt the United States
7	7 Vote	Should Atheists Be Allowed to Read Your Mind
5	5 Vote	Woman Teaches Herself to Gain 200 Pounds
5	5 Vote	Why You'll Never Get to Play as Insects
28	28 Vote	Sickening: 13-Month-Old Girl Dies After Competing in Pie Eating contest
3	3 Vote	Atheist Richard Dawkins on His Human Love Interest
6	6 Vote	I Thought I'd See the Light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
7	7 Vote	Embryonic Stem Cell-Based Therapy Llamas
8	8 Vote	George Zimmerman Belongs in Prison for Christ's Sake
5	5 Vote	Rihanna and Drake Spend a Fuckton on Clothes
4	4 Vote	2 Drag Queens + 1 Intensely Hot Man With Truck Covered in Food Stamps
4	4 Vote	Mama Koala Comes to the Rescue in Real-Life Car Wreck
6	6 Vote	Justice Ginsburg Criticizes Lack of Female Otaku
259	259 Vote	California School District Tells Students to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
7	7 Vote	Murdered Math Teacher Killed
211	211 Vote	Americans Agree: America Is Now a Thing
21	21 Vote	Blind Dog and His Better Half, Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek
4	4 Vote	Religion and Science of Strike-Anywhere Matches
5	5 Vote	These Guys Wrote a Song for Jon Hamm's Penis
203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
3	3 Vote	Which Gawker Advertisers Are "Sensitive" About the Roman Empire
6	6 Vote	Kate Middleton Gives Birth to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
9	9 Vote	Video Shows "Stealth" Nuclear Submarine Stuck in Penis After Unusual Autoerotic Act
3	3 Vote	Hövding Cycling Airbag Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
4	4 Vote	Lonely Island Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
4	4 Vote	Badass Journalist Bride Leaves Her Own Funeral
5	5 Vote	Penelope Cruz Is Just About Farting