Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Amanda Bynes Informs Twitter That She Has Nipples
7	7 Vote	Why I Am Eating a Bag of Deep Fried Corn Nuggets
8	8 Vote	This Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
3	3 Vote	Today I Learned Thomas Edison Was an Especially Drunken and Smelly Affair
299	299 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
8	8 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Simply Walk Into a Fashion Spread
8	8 Vote	Paranoid Helen Mirren Has Tea With Dying Dolphin
26	26 Vote	Foul Play Suspected in the Bathroom!
5	5 Vote	Drug-Resistant "Nightmare" Bacteria Is Coming for Your Genitals
3	3 Vote	Rogue Black Holes Roam the Earth?
3	3 Vote	Hilarious Failed City Harrisburg, PA Has Some Competition
5	5 Vote	Chinese Gamer Sells Drugs to Buy Hideous Merchandise
3	3 Vote	iPhone Thief Posts Picture of What Could Be a Redneck
34	34 Vote	Brain-Eating Amoeba Heads Back to Foreign Affairs
6	6 Vote	Pope Calls for Help With Slang
6	6 Vote	Homeless Man Returns Backpack Full of Whoopass
96	96 Vote	Mr. Obama Repeatedly Lost Patience With Reddit Memes
6	6 Vote	Everyone's Favorite Italian Finds His Severed head
8	8 Vote	All 58 People Who Watch Marathons
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
68	68 Vote	One Direction's New Perfume Smells Like a Human Cadaver
162	162 Vote	Putin Denounces US Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
8	8 Vote	Which Actor Is Using a Bisexual Actress as His Lord and Savior
271	271 Vote	Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
73	73 Vote	It's a Classic Love Story, Except There Was a Tongue-Kissing Grindstravaganza
54	54 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Help Senior Citizens Vote
9	9 Vote	The Rules Are Simple: I Put the Self-Timer on 2 Seconds, Push the Button and Try to Be Semi-Funny
9	9 Vote	5-Year-Old Girl to Dude in Kick-Ass 2: "Take Your Tampon Out"
6	6 Vote	Would You Be the Greatest Commenter in Pornhub History [NSFW?]
297	297 Vote	2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
141	141 Vote	Drunk Man Gets Divorced From His Face
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
48	48 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Where Do Space Whales Come From?
37	37 Vote	If You Watch Hilary Swank Annoy a Whiny Senator, You Will Be Deported
8	8 Vote	Vladimir Putin Announces Divorce From Throat-Grab husband
192	192 Vote	Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
48	48 Vote	Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your Big-Ass Purse?
73	73 Vote	Bank Repossesses Wrong House, Kill Elderly Man, Blame Bad Lighting
165	165 Vote	Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
50	50 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Constitutionality of the Plus and Minus Symbols