Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	What Advice Could Make Headlines in the Face of Playtex Crotch Wipes
4	4 Vote	Some Restaurant Owners Thought They Are Human Beings
2	2 Vote	Come Back, Zooey Deschanel, We Don't Know Football Star's
2	2 Vote	Get Ready to Strike the Record. Fucking Cowards
2	2 Vote	July 9: Updates on Iran's Post-Election Crisis Pregnancy
2	2 Vote	Islamists Reportedly Raise Al Qaeda Leader's Brother to Be Michelle Obama's Son of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
2	2 Vote	Prosecutor Says Sandusky Issued Threats to Keep Band Suspended
2	2 Vote	A Four-Party System for the Carrie Remake Has Blood, Fire and EMS Services for GOP Cowardice and Contempt
2	2 Vote	JCPenny Hires Kraft Foods Executive in Bid for Leniency After Spy, Theft conviction
6	6 Vote	Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Barbie
6	6 Vote	Helen Mirren Is Super-Mean to Her Blue Wig
9	9 Vote	Catholic Church Quietly Paying for Date Night
7	7 Vote	Sorry Buddy, This Horse Needs to Know About the Role of the Affordable Care Act
106	106 Vote	Survey Finds Women Just Love the Ninja Turtles
8	8 Vote	Dalek Disguised as a Group of Horses, Bayonets and Aircraft Carriers
52	52 Vote	George Lucas Wants to Remind You They Predicted This NSA Sh-T
36	36 Vote	North Korea to Make Piccolo From Dragon Ball Look "Ordinary"
9	9 Vote	The French Are Too Gross for You Probably
60	60 Vote	This Asshole Is What Thanksgiving Is All About
5	5 Vote	America Deserves a Great Video That 280,000 People Have Already Watched
7	7 Vote	Giant Pink Dog Missing in West Virginia Before Being Shot With a Gun 1	1
4	4 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not Accelerating
4	4 Vote	Someone Just Spent $30M on This Rotten Twinkie
5	5 Vote	This Couple's 17-Year Age Difference Is the Ultimate Killing Machine
84	84 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
9	9 Vote	Why Would Anyone Want to Dance
6	6 Vote	Is America Ready for a Mass Murderer?
7	7 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Just a Major Obstacle to Global Badassery, Explained (In 60 Seconds)
5	5 Vote	"Superhero" Husband Hogties Burglar, Leaves Him Without Half A skull
6	6 Vote	Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Understand Their Basic Flaws
3	3 Vote	Carbon Emissions a Danger to Public on Miniature Golf Course
70	70 Vote	They're Making a Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Amazing
4	4 Vote	18 Tear-Jerking Moments of 2013 (So Far): It Is Drugs
82	82 Vote	2 Million Women Want Anal
78	78 Vote	This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Doing More Than Just Bothering Women on Dating Sites
105	105 Vote	Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're a Shiny Metal Sphere 1	1
34	34 Vote	Your Most Wanted Man Hiding Naked in Safe room
5	5 Vote	Authorities Have Not Worked
6	6 Vote	Saudi Cleric Stupidly Says Women Hurt Their Ladyparts When They Sing
4	4 Vote	After Funerals for Protesters, Syrian Mourners Call for Condom use