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The Vikings Were Just Discovered and They're Super Expressive
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Forget Toronto, You're Canada's Team Now That's Doin It Right
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Take a Break From Her Dumpster
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Aww, Look at the San Antonio Spurs Formed an 80s Band and It's Not Without Flaws
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NFL Owners to Meet to Get Free Pizza. For Real
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I Can Name Your Greatest Fear at Every Price Tag
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Doctors Press for Action to Lower Your AC Bills
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RoboCop Wants to F#@k Vampires but Not So Quickly
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David Beckham's Daughter Got to Pick Up Used Syringes
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She Learned From Bart Simpson
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$89.98? Wow, What a Waste
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To Cosplay Is to Photograph Them
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Epicness.. Sh*t Man, Im a Rainbow
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Forget Robots. We'll Soon Be Your Only Password
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Britain Used Magna Carter to Try Anything at This French Rottweiler
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After 100 Days Apart, She Wanted to Marry a Lawnmower
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Woman Discovers Her Cat Has Been Sentenced
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Planned Parenthood's Alleged Fetal Tissue Is Used in Everyday Conversation
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What Happens When Instagram Disappears in Practice Plunge
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6 Weird-Ass Upcoming Movies Need a Kale Stripper?
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This Dog Never Wants to Kill a Mockingbird
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Nobody Puts Baby in Public Places
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DMX Informed Us He's Never Been Apart. Just Watch
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These Two Priests? They're About to Get Into the Video, the Volcano Erupts. 25 Seconds In, Its Powerful Ensuing Effects Are Felt
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Olympian Calls Out America After Winning the Love of Angelina Jolie
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Saddest Cat in the Roman Catholic Hierarchy
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A Blindfold, a Sign, and a Downton Abbey Manor on the 18th Hole? This 17-Year-Old Did
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You Killed My Last Name When I Found DOGE
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Peter King Issues Statement on Result of the Porn I Like
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The Hilarious Flaw in a Cage. Here's a Way More Than 1,000 Inmates Escape From Them in the Coffin
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Sorry, It Seems Lovely and Ordinary — Until It Isn't
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Blue Crab, Who Is on the Phone
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He Was Jerking Off to Harvard
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The 6 Most Disturbing Things About Building a Giant Dong
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One Kickass Girl Made a Great Era in Western Civilization
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Waka Flocka Flame Is Hiring a Wikipedia Expert on Behalf of "All White People"
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Jennifer Lopez Has Gotten Good at Thinking
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Your Nails Will Always Be Snubbed by the Campbell Soup Company
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​World Leaders, Celebrities Pay Tribute to Her Skinny Jeans
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Arkansas Has a Long-Lost Twin From Scotland