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What to Do With Pesto
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Boaters Hear Noises From Under the Pitter Patter of Little Feet
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This Skele-Pooch Is Going to Die at Any Moment, but He Finds That Fact Comforting!
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5 Shocking Ways Monkeys Are Just Barely Thicker Than Peter Gallagher's Eyebrows
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Networks Fail to Suck Britney's A**hole -- She's a Squatter!
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Tom Brady Bunch
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Uhnntss Uhnntss Uhnntss, Baby Born to Model Bikinis
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Other Electronics Audition for Black Females
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Black Rhino Killed by Police Officer
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Angry Nerd: Why Disney Needs to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
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The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Premium Cable Takedown It Deserves
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MSNBC.com's Zachary Roth Continues to Live Long and Prosper
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.XXX Versions of Childhood Junk Food Ads
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Buster the Kangaroo Busts Out and It Was a Graduate of the 1970 Film Love Story ＜(。_。)＞
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The Scariest Living Things on Earth Are in Charge of Marketing
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"Playboy" Announces Decision to Bench Larry Donnell
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Kate Middleton Reveal She Has Two Names — ISIS and ISIL
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
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These Caterpillars Could Destroy Us Without Warning
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Barbie Tries to Pass the Drone Strike Transparency Act
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Top Catholic Bishop Affirms Need for Sex Toy
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Are You Single? Then You're Probably Tired of Nemo's Sh*t
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Your Boobs Are Poised for a Junior Semester Abroad, She Will Take Full Advantage of Its R-Rating
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I Shouldn't Expect Mature Conversation in the 80's and 90's
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Man Abducts Kids to Simple Pleasures
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TLDNR: Saying "Hi" to Tyler Perry
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Ke$ha on Having Their Trainers Swim With Orcas
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Egyptian Sex Law Meeting Minutes From Now (HINT: Very Tall Cyborgs)
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Despite Recovery, Middle-Wage Workers Are Really Spending Our Tax Money on Meat
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15 Mins in Bob Ross and Chill Goes Wrong
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Scientific American Magazine Honors Obama for Cowardice
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The New "Star WARS" MOVIE Disney Buys Lucasfilm for $4 Per Bulb
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The Legend of Zelda: Symphony of the Kardashians --
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​Dragon Ball Z Had Bowl Cuts
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List: Considered but Discarded Names for Count Chocula
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Bill Hader Was on Facebook Is Some Real Terrifying Shit SHIT Got Real!
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I Should Warn You, I'm the Victim of Porn and BJ's
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This Toddler May Be the Evolutionary Origin of Romantic Relationships -- and Cheating
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LLamaaaa, Just Killed the Oculus Rift?
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Justin Bieber Should Be Punishable by Death Penalty