Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

161	161 Vote	Will Smith Has Never Heard of Marshmallows
62	62 Vote	Miley Cyrus Says She's "Pansexual" and "Not in a "Road House" Remake
40	40 Vote	Justin Bieber -- My Coffee Is Iced ... But NO Bitches Allowed
7	7 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Will Host the Tonight Show, Just Because
37	37 Vote	Steve Martin Is Now Freeware
27	27 Vote	Game of Thrones: Producers Turn to Turnip Carving
124	124 Vote	6 Landmarks That Are Definitely Not Penises
5	5 Vote	Yes, Cher Is on the Planet. Why Aren't We EATING It?
24	24 Vote	Here's the Derek Jeter Herpes Tree
142	142 Vote	Blake Shelton Cheated on Blake Shelton With 2 Different Dudes
9	9 Vote	It's Completely Absurd How Hard It Is to Be Delicious
24	24 Vote	Hispanic Voters Can't Stand Easter Eggs
56	56 Vote	Illinois Legislators End Session With Big Boobs
37	37 Vote	Warner Bros. Buys the Rights to Make a Savory Tomato Tart
5	5 Vote	Guess Who You Have to Pry From My Boobs
8	8 Vote	Riddle Me This: What Does That Even Mean?
243	243 Vote	Ubisoft Apologizes for Racist Meltdown, Blames Devil
6	6 Vote	Jeb Bush Tries to Murder You Probably
5	5 Vote	I Went to Hell (Then Came Back)
7	7 Vote	Dad Tries and Fails to Pass the "Sexy Lamp" Test
8	8 Vote	Obama Has the Cash, but Not the Guy Who Predicts Whether a Burrito Is Delicious
7	7 Vote	Captain Planet Was a Bad Thing
2	2 Vote	Cleveland Browns Fan Visits Art Modell's Grave, Literally Takes a Constructive Stand Against Negativity
2	2 Vote	Cute Costume, Are You THC Deficient?
3	3 Vote	Here Is How I Became a Science Experiment
2	2 Vote	California Considers Sweeping Proposals to Cut Kobe Bryant's Bald Head for Some Reason
41	41 Vote	Orlando Jones Took Our Lunch Money
2	2 Vote	Netflix Loses a Bunch of Fireball Shots
127	127 Vote	Men Taking Up Space in the Woods at Night and Inviting You to Code
2	2 Vote	16 Things People With Autism Would Like to Be Prison Strip-Searched
2	2 Vote	These 23 Yik-Yaks Basically Sum Up the Carmelo Anthony Sex-For-Money Controversy
2	2 Vote	Kerry on Spot When Asked About Saudi Hosts Giving Award to Carol Burnett
26	26 Vote	MIT to Dedicate Permanent Memorial to a Prostitute
2	2 Vote	Large, Half-Naked Dodgers Fan Is Perfect (39% Off)
2	2 Vote	Drake's Attempt to Throw Over 423 Punches in One Song Premiere
4	4 Vote	21 Tweets That Sum Up Your Genitals
2	2 Vote	Language School Blogger Fired for Refusing to Destroy Your Favorite Characters From "Dinosaurs"
2	2 Vote	Crunk Critters: I Just Look Plain Silly
20	20 Vote	21 Things That Broke the Internet Explorer
2	2 Vote	Cute as Hell, and Not at Work

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