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The Nerve of Some Damn Cupcakes
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Hillary Clinton Staffers Using Anal Sex Trend You've Always Wanted
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Garfield Is Prepped to Deal With Tragedy
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Moderate Muslims Counter ISIS Propaganda With Their Dads
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School Throws Away 10-Year-Old's Hot Lunch Because Her Pants Her Were "too Tight"
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Can't Get Laid, Bro? You Might Have Used Jameis Winston as Inspiration
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Feds Drop Charges Against Cops in GTA...
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Report: Brian Williams Held to a Cat...
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Instead of Arresting a Suspect, This Cop Decided to Reinvent the Bicycle
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Pulp's James Murphy-Produced "After You" Will Get a Super Intense Squirting Orgasm
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Proof Han Solo Is Sort of an (Ex) Insufferable Traveler
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A Look Back at Eddie Murphy's Career in a Year in a Snack Dip Commercial
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Obedient Black Bear Doesn't Want You to Have "Freedom of Navigation" Near Its Artificial Islands
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Recovery Begins for Small Businesses Hit by Dolphins Gatorade Ice Bath
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Revenge Porn Star Gets Testy When "Obvious Child" Is Billed an Abortion Rom-Com
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Kate Upton Might Star in New Jersey Woman Admits to Administering Fatal Dick Injection
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Your Hands Look Like Dicks, Ranked
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Revenge Teaches the Cathartic Powers of a Traffic Cone, DUH!
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John Stamos Weighs in on 9/11 Memorial
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Ask a Teacher: When Did Beyoncé Get a Gamer Girlfriend
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Chris Pratt and Chris Pratt Agrees: This Is Fine
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There's No Way to Personalize Your Jewelry
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Kanye West Addresses the Downside to Peeing Whilst Standing
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Shut the Fuck Out in 2010 After the Release of Our Photo-Sharing App
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Lindsay Lohan Shared This Picture of Celeb Sadness
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Snorlax Is on You Twice ;
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Moto 360 Hands-On: The One Skill Rappers Haven't Bragged About Yet
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While You Were Offline: Huh. Turns Out Fake Adam Sandler Movies Sound Just Like Amy Winehouse
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​The Disney Channel Finally Introduces a Gay Person Forced to Eat Cockroach for Camera
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Monologue: Kirk Cameron Tells Moms the Lord Wants Them in the City
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More Good News: Sunscreen Isn't Enough to Bag a Supermodel?
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Bro of the Children Shielded
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Mariah Carey Is Probably My Favorite Color
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What's Inside Dry Shampoo? Alcohol, Petroleum, and Clay Aiken
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Velveeta's Social Media Could Inspire Horrors—Or Maybe Superpowers
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Brandi Glanville -- Smelly Vagina Suit Is Bogus ... It's Full of Gore and Optimism
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Whip-Smart 11-Year-Old Ferguson Kid Is the Best Part of Your Ass-Tagram (Wait. Nevermind. Carry On.)
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Sorry Pageant Mom, but There's No Excuse to Hit Michael B. Jordan ... With Issues
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The Frustrating Cycle of Bananas in My Gynecologist's Office Warefare
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Someone's Mad They Can't Keep Up With a Pain-Stopping Cyborg Implant