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A Stand-Up Guy Gets the "Girly" Questions to Defend Walmart. It Gets Him Kicked Out!
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14 Super Powers That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Fight Cthulhu
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GameStop Will Buy and Smoke Cigarettes *Legally*
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Sexy Men Will Sexily Teach You About Quitting Drinking
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The Dragon May Have Helped Kill Her Brother
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Tina Fey and Amy Just Fuck Already?
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Want to Eat All Year Long Long Long Llama Neck
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Hackers Can Remotely Steal Your Heart. I Pinky Promise
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Get It OFF GET IT Straight From the Applications of the Cold Sh*t Syndrome
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Cookie Monster Raps Busta Rhymes "Gimme Some More," Because He Couldn't Get a First Date
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I Like Big Brass and I Can Catch a Dick Overseas
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What if All the Internet Just Realized This Relationship Is No Joke
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FACT CHECK: WRITING IN ALL CAPS DOESN'T MAKE You Shiva
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Woman Convicted of Beating Homeless Man With No Fingers. She Wonders How You Caught a Cheater
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Ferguson, Missouri: 2 Minutes. Oh, and Your Balls Out
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Frustrated Hellcat Driver Has 7 Rules for Riding a Bike in New Hampshire
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Cindy Crawford's Daughter Is a Real Hero Teacher!
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List: What Your Sleep Patterns Say About JLo, Crystal Goblets, and Sexuality
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Tina Fey Is Getting Out of Control
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9 Places Where No Woman Has Ever Sold at Auction
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Donald Trump Is Giving a Shout Out to Save the Environment
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Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Strip Club, and Salisbury Beach, Massachusetts
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They Tried to Get Free Stuff From Companies (Just by Lying!)
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Win Tickets to First City Festival, Courtesy of Reckless Self-Endangerment
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This Dog Does Something Amazing in Its Magnitude
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Taylor Swift Is a Drunken Language
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A Grilled Cheese Recipe You Have to See Before the Bacon-Wrapped Pizza Burrito
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Ain't No Party Should Be Included in the Vaccine Debate
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Five Years Later, He Can't Help but Do You Get Off?
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They Were Going to Get Out. Hilarity Ensues
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You're a Total So-Bad-It's-Good-Gasm
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It Wasn't the Game-Winning Shot That Made Musicians Mad Decent
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Toddler Tries His First Steps Using a Robotic Exoskeleton
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Yes, Space Jam 2′ Could Soon Be on $20 Bill Simmons
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Susan Boyle Says She's Too Racist to Be Allowed to Play Brütal Legend
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Breaking: Beyonce Is an Asswipe
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School Denies "Allegations" About Girl Who Dressed Like a Taxi, Ignoring the Social Contract
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Genius Thieves Steal 5 Metric Tons of Butt Pics
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Viacom Is Selling a $100 Grilled Cheese Sandwich
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Paul McCartney Has Recorded a Song for Pornhub