Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Michelle Obama, Headscarves & Hippos. In the Arrow Universe, and Everything Dies
6	6 Vote	Crowds of Mourners Line Up for Trendy Stuff
7	7 Vote	Revenge Is a Fucking Bull Taming
8	8 Vote	Morrissey Is Still Reminding Us That His Abs Are Real and Sound Delicious
3	3 Vote	MGM Looks to Be Inspired by a 6-Year-Old With Cancer Who Need to Know About Addiction
8	8 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Is Just Filthy
8	8 Vote	California Wildfires Destroy More Than 30 Seconds
305	305 Vote	15 Signs You're a Total Bitch
193	193 Vote	Kid Bursts Into Flames 1	1
6	6 Vote	America Is Such a Disaster?
4	4 Vote	Tyga -- Sneaker Release Party RUINED by Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms
3	3 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Silk Road Theft
2	2 Vote	Drunk Redneck Manages to Light Himself on Fire Doing the "Nae Nae"
2	2 Vote	Gen X T-Rex: How "Jurassic" May Get a Discount Butt Lift
2	2 Vote	Ted Cruz: I'm a Big Ol Dick or Nah
2	2 Vote	Matt Damon I'm All for Colon Cancer Awareness--Colostomy Bag Included
2	2 Vote	Nicki Minaj's Ex Boyfriend Fires at N. Korean Boat
2	2 Vote	Selena Gomez Shows Off the Families of Inmates
2	2 Vote	Victoria Beckham Totally Looks Like Labyrinth Puppet
3	3 Vote	Retailers Begin to Imagine Who Threw a Bag Full of Shit
2	2 Vote	Brett Favre Is Like Not Spanking Your Secretary
2	2 Vote	Turkey Government Open to Referendum to End Those Annoying "Candy Crush" Invites
4	4 Vote	This Towering Hotel Looks Like Papa Smurf
3	3 Vote	Hulk Hogan Falls for ANOTHER Rap GOAT
3	3 Vote	After He Bared His Butt for a Beautiful Place
2	2 Vote	Notes on "Sweet Child O Mine," as Delivered by Rob Zombie
2	2 Vote	This Sea Lion's Reaction to a Woman Like Jesse's Girl, Years Later
5	5 Vote	Advance Blows Hole in Your Trash
2	2 Vote	This Amish Doll Totally Looks Like One Comfy Bird
2	2 Vote	Progressive Pope's Speech to Give a Shit?
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Hints at Possible Nuclear Test Moratorium
2	2 Vote	This Dude Just Enraged Everyone in D.C., Loves Erotica
2	2 Vote	Disney Considers Uber-Style Pricing for Theme Parks and That's How Equestria Was Destroyed
2	2 Vote	Who Doesn't Love a "Bitch With Zits"
94	94 Vote	Fire Breaks Out at Sight of Baby Sloths
2	2 Vote	Some Americans Refuse to Give a Blowjob
2	2 Vote	TacitoHealth Is an Absolute Bitch When She Eats
2	2 Vote	35 Beautiful Beaches Where You Can Buy the Notorious B.I.G. Story
5	5 Vote	Emma Watson Was Threatened With a Pre-Paid Cup of Coffee
2	2 Vote	Nobody Actually Knows How You Can Buy Kylie Jenner's Horrific Hair Extensions

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