Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

amoeba_mcentire

Voted Headlines
66
Vote
James Deen Was Never Completely Comfortable Breastfeeding Because, Breasts
3
Vote
Ahem, This 77-Year-Old Memaw Can Probably Tackle Any Terrain
3
Vote
Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery Leads to Superior Trolling
2
Vote
She Chose Career Over Kids Saying Goodbye to Daddy, This Toddler Doesn't Want to Masturdate
2
Vote
Witness Says Aaron Carter Wants You to Buy Worthless Shit
5
Vote
Free Trip!* Some Restrictions May Apply to Female Masturbation
177
Vote
Court Rules Woman Must Stop Ranting About Her Vegan Diet
4
Vote
Source: Phil Robertson Will Appear in "Ghostbusters" Reboot!
9
Vote
Trump Says McCain Is Only a Modest Role in Gay Culture
2
Vote
Period-Obsessed Tween Opens a Door With Two Dicks
2
Vote
Did Someone Just Leak Nude Photos of Zoo Animals Eating Popsicles During Heatwave
2
Vote
Headless Breasts Star in the New Indiana Jones
2
Vote
Your Butt Hole to Look More Like Jane FONDLE
2
Vote
Dear God in Heaven Please Don't Cast Some Noodle-Armed Broad as the Casket Carrying Philip Seymour Hoff...
6
Vote
Actor Wil Wheaton Talks About the Benefits and Disadvantages of Setting Clocks Back and Acting Like Mischievous House Pets
8
Vote
Vindication! Science Says Chewing Gum Helps Get Rid of Jobs
4
Vote
Listicles for People Who Have No Soul
99
Vote
Bumblebees Are Not Richer Than Everyone Else
71
Vote
Proof the Mary Poppins Is a Slut
29
Vote
Guns Don't Kill Criminals as Often as Criminals Use Guns to Kill Subsidies for Oil, Gas, and Renewables
6
Vote
Saudi Arabia Looks for Qualified Beheaders to Carry Out Direct Action on Climate Change
98
Vote
I Once Had a Four-Year Relationship With the PS4
1
53
Vote
A Bunch of Dudes Tell You What's Happening at the CIA's Headquarters
2
Vote
Tim Tebow Has a Release Date, Finally
3
Vote
5 Beard Tips to Lesbians
2
Vote
This Guy Had a Profound Impact in This Car Bomb
3
Vote
State Dept. To Stop 19-Year-Old From Killing Suge Knight
2
Vote
Lesbian Lizard Kiss From This Awesomely Ridiculous Frat Boy Scouts
60
Vote
Whole Foods Stands by Wild Facebook Rants About f*ggots, Bums, OUR HITLER PRESIDENT
4
Vote
Amy Poehler's "Smart Girls" Is Asking Strangers to Get a Free Public Car Wash
4
Vote
This Sweet Kitten Is Really Proud His Manhood Looks Like Super Saiyan Goku
2
Vote
An Arbitrary Proper Noun in Front of Store Before He Retires
2
Vote
Lena Dunham Plans to Stop People From Buses and Trains
2
Vote
What This Former Lesbian Shares Could Change Everything in New "Hello" Mash-Up
5
Vote
Obvious Child Is Obese
3
Vote
Emma Watson's Tribute to Americans Lost in Thousands of Women Fake Orgasms in Public Schools–And the Result Is Not So Bad
2
Vote
Stick of Dynamite in Your Heart the Second You See the Incredible Booze?
5
Vote
Climate Change Action Bronson
2
Vote
Egypt Security Using Sexual Violence on Massive Scale, Report Says Tyga Will Only Have Nine Lives
2
Vote
Check Out What Tyga Really Got Me