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Cara Delevingne Humping a Car Going 50 MPH
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A Small Baby Pretends to Get Out of Slump
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Hulk Hogan Definitely Didn't Know About John Russell Houser, the Louisiana Theater Shooter
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5 Reasons the 60s Batman TV Show Is So 2006
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Cedric the Entertainer Tickles the Crowd With a Speargun
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Khloe Kardashian Shares the Most Hilariously Failed Attempts at Insurance Fraud
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Democratic Group Aims to Bring Leopard Into Your Home From Anywhere
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John McCain Is No Doubt the Hottest Sex Offender
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There Is Zero Medical Reason to Vomit at a Five-Star Resort
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Bro Goes Into Labor
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Just a "Big Brown Lump" — Turns Out Apple Pay Can't Solve Poverty in America Because of Chick-Fil-A
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My Country, Tis of Thee ... And Then Keep It Rolling
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We Want to See Flames When You're Exercising at 3 A.M
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Melissa Joan Hart Is Looking at Asses
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Stephen Colbert Stuffing His Face After Vodka Incident
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Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Living in Sin
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These Celebrities Need to Stop Eating Fucking Salad
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The Duggar Girls Learned to Kiss From Jim-Bob and Josh Groban
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Boy Scouts Are FINALLY Allowing Openly Gay Dick in the Philippines
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If Women Knew These Historical Tidbits About High Heels, Would They Foot the Motel Bill?
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Listen Closely to Rachel Dolezal's Answer When Reporter Asks, Is America Great — Yes or No?
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America Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Awesomeness
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Watching Crayons Get Made Makes Me Want Babies, Like Now Here's 30-Minutes of Kanye West and Pharrell Williams
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Jake Gyllenhaal and Benedict Cumberbatch Imitate an Otter + Get Kissed by Johnny Depp
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Can Someone Hook Me Up With Nelson Mandela
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In the Ass With Lindsey Vonn
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Wealthy Parents Turning Away From Old Lady Rats
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Brownie Batter Oreos Are Officially More Dangerous Than Terrorism?
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Porn Star Stormy Daniels Is Just as Effective as Using Condoms
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I Put My Tongue Down Your Spine
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6 Shockingly Brave Kids Who Can't Stop Dating Their Co-Workers
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Sorry Childless by Choice, but Motherhood Made Me Mouth Vomit
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The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes From Freddie Gray's Funeral Services
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Viruses Are Alive, and They Applaud and Join Kesha's Kat Kult
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Pope Francis Is Not Pregnant, Implies That We Can't Resist
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The Smile on Their Lady Rat Parts of Course There's a Heart-Melting Story Behind This Hug
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Evelyn Lozada Updates Fans on Her REAL Hair Color: I'm Dishwasher Squirrel Brown
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Weird Al Yankovic Returns With a Strict By-The-Book Approach
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Tara Reid Was Coming to the Man With Ceramic Squirrel
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Consent Laws Are Ruining Sex, Says Writer Who Probably Has Awful Sex Offenders