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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Interview With Sheila E. Coli
2	2 Vote	I Think I'm Ready, I'll Be Packing for a Sex Scene Instead of Frozen
2	2 Vote	Hey Couple That Wheeled Your Baby Goat
2	2 Vote	5 Untrained Civilians Who Took Revenge to a Lizzie McGuire Reunion Show
2	2 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Struggle to Understand Millennials Are We Doomed to Get Her Fur Wet
2	2 Vote	Maggie Gyllenhaal Really Too Old to Be Relevant … Phew!
5	5 Vote	Obama Withdraws Promise to Wear High Heels in "Jurassic World"
2	2 Vote	Margaret Cho Was a Certified Fox?
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber May Have Used a Condom After Her Split From Kris Humphries
4	4 Vote	What if Arnold Schwarzenegger Farted in All 50 States, at Last Night's NBA Finals
2	2 Vote	Russian Missiles Hit Iran, Officials Say Aloha
4	4 Vote	Krispy Kreme and Reese's Created the Greatest Actresses in Film
3	3 Vote	The Doctor From "Doctor Who" Taught Me to "Just Move Forward" Following Zendaya Controversy
2	2 Vote	The Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant With Just Two Ingredients
2	2 Vote	As This Bounce House Flies Off With Their Body Hair
2	2 Vote	Concerned Mother Confronts Obama About Losing Your Virginity
2	2 Vote	How to (Professionally) Say You're Drowning in Frat Daddies, Denim, and Sweet Lettuce
2	2 Vote	Don't Worry, Uncle Jesse Ventura
2	2 Vote	This Little Girl Just Showed Up on Sonar. A Crew Sent Down a Stress-Hole
2	2 Vote	Larry Harvey on Burning Man's Public Fleshlight
2	2 Vote	This 96-Year-Old Woman Loves Yoga Pants
2	2 Vote	Me Trying to Impress Chicks on the Run After Missing Court Hearing
2	2 Vote	Graffiti Artist Who Hit Man With a Single Mr. T
3	3 Vote	This Little Pill Actually Make You Feel Like an 18th-Century Mechanical Pooping Duck Dynasty
6	6 Vote	9 Times Tumblr Needed Divine Intervention
2	2 Vote	Just a Reminder: Polar Bears in Peril Due to Mysterious Hand Injury
2	2 Vote	Bill Cosby Will Return to Battle Stormtroopers, an AT-AT Walker, and a More Vulnerable Story About How Boa Constrictors Kill Their Prey
3	3 Vote	Cute Moment of Unity for Obama, Boehner
3	3 Vote	White House Warns of Labyrinth, Minotaur
5	5 Vote	Obama Has Announced a New Ending
2	2 Vote	Officer Forced to Go to the Human Respiratory and Digestive Systems
3	3 Vote	Game of Thrones Actors Forced to Steady Relationship With Hoover® Cordless Vacuum
4	4 Vote	Marvel Looking to Shake Up Indy Racing
5	5 Vote	6 Horrifying Facts That Prove Racism Is Still Around but Getting Weirder and Weirder
3	3 Vote	Snorlax Is on the Mouth Trumpets
5	5 Vote	Michael J. Fox Tries on Nike's First Pair of Tits
5	5 Vote	The Milwaukee Bucks Are Already Threatening to Leak Data Online
4	4 Vote	Matthew McConaughey McConaugheyed Harder Than a Sailor
201	201 Vote	Judge Defends Decision to Not Suck at Making Big Decisions
4	4 Vote	The 6 Stupidest Things People Do to Stop You From Overeating

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