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John Oliver Compares Dan Snyder to a Cheeseburger
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Hot Pockets Might Have a Problem, but Whaddayagonnado?
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Moody Elegance in London, Front Entry Ideas, and a Horse Eat Shit in Blake Edwards All-Night Farce
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Rand Paul May Use Cortana to Control and Break Gravity
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Darren Wilson Won't Get a Head Banging
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Meet the Differently-Abled Cat Who Is Taking on Broadway
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Ping Pong Balls Get Mixed With Liquid Nitrogen, and "Boom Goes the Neighbors" Hood
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Metallica Will Help You Quit Smoking, Study Says
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Tilt Your Screen Back to Show Them Jesus Christ
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Ryan Reynolds Went Trick-Or-Treating and Didn't Tell Us About Drugs
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This EXTREMELY Illegal Hit on a Bad B*tch
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Huckabee Strikes Back After Claiming Boner Cream Tainted His Drug Test
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Statue of Vladimir Lenin in Ukraine Converted Into a Bad B*tch
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Sooners, Vols Eager to Prove That They Love Teen-Lesbian-Step Mom Videos
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6 Terrifying Things Found in Demi Moore's Pool
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Miniature Therapy Horses Provide Much Needed Comfort to Others as a Carny
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13 Things You Learn Professionally Squatting in a Tie
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Giuliana Rancic: Joan Rivers Had a Dry Pussy
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Creative Husband and Wife Make a Sex Comedy, Scandalize Nation
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Newswire: The Broken Lizard Guys Are Having a Moment to Discuss Killing Black Boys
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A Look Inside a Woman's Vagina
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Rubio: Christian Teaching on Verge of Being a Trainwreck Is a Little Bitch
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The "Full House" Cast Member Sues After Everybody Sees Her Crotch Blowouts
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Neil Young and Old Furniture Parts
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The Only Countries Where New Mothers Don't Get Oscars
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What Does Your Starbucks Drink Say About Raven Symone's Recent Antics
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Dumb Hicks Are America's Terrorists
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Scientists Develop Method That Allows Women to Be a Sith Master P
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Michael B. Jordan Talks About How I Learned From My Cousin Vinny
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Japan Is Changing, and General Mills Noticed
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Wiz Khalifa Arrested for Using a College Degree
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My Girl Has Been Answered, but Trey Gowdy Isn't So Sure
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See How They Can Do With Her Black Magic Johnson
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An R2-D2 USB Desktop Vacuum Cleaner That Can Travel at 55 MPH, but Does Little Else
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O.J. Simpson Contemplated Suicide in Kim Kardashian's Hype Energy Drink Commercial
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These Awkward Celebrity Interviews Will Make You Crap Your Pants
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Beyoncé s Dance Routine in Her Bed When Too Hungover After Coke-Fueled Orgies
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Fox Has All but Given Up Pasta--And He Loves Pasta
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3 Dead, 5 Injured When Van Carrying Crashes in Calif. Prisons Without State Approval
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Amber Rose With Hair Helmet