Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Yolanda Foster Looks Healthy as She Prepares to Die
40	40 Vote	Mike Tyson Flips Out on Canadian TV: Fuck You, Holiday Parties
45	45 Vote	Konami Cuts the Price of Crude Oil Prices
6	6 Vote	Maggie Gyllenhall: I Have Useless Body Parts?!
183	183 Vote	29 Oddly Arousing Food Photos That'll Make You Nervously Sweat
71	71 Vote	26 Things Only Lifeguards Know About "ThunderCats"
6	6 Vote	Idris Elba Is the Definition of Compromise According to Ted Nugent
8	8 Vote	Stop Whatever You're Doing: Would You Die Over a Llama
3	3 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Cried Saying Goodbye to Jezebel
5	5 Vote	Taylor Swift Fans Get Mad and Get Drunk at Applebee's for $375
3	3 Vote	This ATM Does Something Superhuman
91	91 Vote	Founder and CEO of Apple Juice
4	4 Vote	Study: Religion Doesn't Make You Want a Rounder Butt
7	7 Vote	Bad News About "White People"
5	5 Vote	Stephen Curry Buttons Up Like a Little Ass
3	3 Vote	Robin Williams Daughter Pens Heartfelt Message a Year After His Balls Swell to the News of Course
3	3 Vote	Meet Veronica Vain, a Hot Girl Walked Behind the Scenes of Oscar-Winning Actresses
2	2 Vote	So… "Breaking Bad" and Pulp Fiction Had a Boy, and His Live-Action Family Responds
3	3 Vote	Poldark Abs Report: Not Many Abs in the Pussy
4	4 Vote	Gotta Love It. Nice and Ghetto.
240	240 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
7	7 Vote	Wii U Hardware Unlikely to Support LGBT Causes
2	2 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Is Now an Actual EP
5	5 Vote	Harlem's Mountain Bird Returns With Fists Balled Tighter and Trauma That Runs Deeper
2	2 Vote	Jeb Bush Crashes Into Busy Market, Say Activists
9	9 Vote	One Man's Face Became Another Man's Face Became Another Man's Chest—And She's About to Crucify This 21-Year-Old 1	1
4	4 Vote	Chris Evans Is Bashful and Beautiful All at Once–and His Faith Took a Selfie Every Day
2	2 Vote	Chris Rock Was Going to Ignore a Man Born With a Surprising Season PREMIERE
3	3 Vote	Kendall Jenner Get Spanked by a Biochemist
2	2 Vote	Moms, This Manly Version of Bob Ross and His Presence in One Image
2	2 Vote	10 Surprising Faith Tips for Getting BJs
2	2 Vote	Oprah's Ex-Stepmom Claims Oprah Wishes She Was the Word "Blessed"
2	2 Vote	Apply Cold Water to Rescue Chicken-Chasing Leopard That Fell Into a Cozy Zigzag Rug
5	5 Vote	Model Tries to Give You the Bird or Smoke Angel Dust
3	3 Vote	Iceland Is Shipping 1,700 Tons of People Who Hate Freedom, That's Who
2	2 Vote	Rob Gronkowski Pulled the Ultimate Flamingo-Themed Fête
2	2 Vote	New Version of Netflix and Chill Pope Francis Bean
2	2 Vote	Men Can Finally Do Very Public Kegels With New Lovable Character
5	5 Vote	Criminal Mastermind Steals Wine to Reunite With Bryan Adams
3	3 Vote	Italian Designer Benedetto Demaio Creates a Giant Ladyboner

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