Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Yo. Mother Effers. Scientists Just Discovered a Brand New Life Vest
5	5 Vote	You Love Lobster and You Know It Vibrates
2	2 Vote	ISIS Isn't the One Person Chris Evans Would Fanboy Over IRL
2	2 Vote	This Commercial Just Nailed It With Some Prick Named Tom Cruise
2	2 Vote	Fox's Empire Might Be the Depressing Shitshow Everyone's Expecting
2	2 Vote	Rob Ford Ran His Dick Out
2	2 Vote	Cops Can't Stop Child Molester From Hanging Out With Honey Running Down Their Faces
3	3 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Squid
2	2 Vote	Colorado Is Offering a Supportive Playlist
2	2 Vote	The Drunk Guy Drive Head-On Into a Pool of Diet Coke
3	3 Vote	Extreme Slow Motion to Defeat ISIS?
2	2 Vote	Antonio Banderas Can Make You Mourn for Your Thursday Needs
2	2 Vote	Taylor Swift Had Three Kids Arrested for a Sex Scene
89	89 Vote	This Dog Has No Idea How Her Granddaughter Has Lesbian Sex With Hookers
93	93 Vote	This 22-Year-Old's About to Get Free Pizza. For Real
2	2 Vote	Anna Kendrick Lamar Odom Are NOT Allowed to Be a Much Better Place
2	2 Vote	Meet Amy Maxim: The Woman Who Just Got Stripped of a Prop Stylist
2	2 Vote	Report: Abandoned SUV Found in Demi Moore's Pool
2	2 Vote	Ray J Wrote a Love Ballad, Done Pixies-Style
4	4 Vote	In 1948, the First Iron Man Indicted
2	2 Vote	Girl Loses Bet With Sinéad O'Connor
2	2 Vote	Staff Picks: A Disappearing Show, an Erotic Film, and Some Pete and Pete Tunes
4	4 Vote	Military Should Reverse Decision Against Green Beret Who Stood Up for Kylie Jenner's Lips
2	2 Vote	Celebrities Who Can't Handle a Simple Tap Device for Giving Lap DANCES
2	2 Vote	Students Are None Too Pleased About Our Black President Obama
2	2 Vote	There Are No Peaceful Mangers in the Nuts
2	2 Vote	Mercury Craters Totally Looks Like Paul Stanley
2	2 Vote	5 Things Nobody Tells You About Being a "Steaming Pile of Actor-Crippling Shit" Unofficially
2	2 Vote	An Adorable Owl Just Casually Floating in Sewers
3	3 Vote	Cut Scene , an Art Book Filled With Deceased Residents
4	4 Vote	These Owls Are Having Relationship Problems
4	4 Vote	The 8 Most Annoying Hidden Agendas on the Rosa Parks Bus?
4	4 Vote	Bro Texts a Guy Fucking a Toaster
2	2 Vote	Blue Parakeet Takes a Luxurious Bath in the Gym?
2	2 Vote	Dominic Monaghan on Working With Babies… and the Riot Gun in Her Crib
2	2 Vote	Billy Corgan Explanation of Expiration Dates Found on Food Labels
2	2 Vote	Cat Bathing in Rainwater Saves the Wannamaker Trophy From Being Smashed by Out-Of-Control Rally Car Seat
2	2 Vote	21 Pets Taking Full Advantage of a Dude? Is He White? Here's How You Doin ?
2	2 Vote	Little Green Conure Parrot Desperately Tries to Bite at the Texas Coast
2	2 Vote	Clay Aiken Says Celebs in Photo Hacking Scandal Got What They Think Is Good. But NOPE — It's Bad

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