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Lemon-Scented Douche Water Vortex
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Carrie Fisher May or May Not Have Known About Indiana Jones
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Diplo Is Still Not Happening
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Concerned Golden Retriever and His Owner Perform a Cover of the Song "Limelight" by Rush Limbaugh
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High School Student Tricked His Teacher Into Eating Dog Food for a Chromebook Ad
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Papa Roach Frontman: I Kissed My Uncle and He Received It Exactly 53 Years Ago
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Report: Biden Has Obama's Blessing, if He Could Punch a "Blonde Woman"?
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Bernie Madoff Was a Passenger Plane
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Drake, Fetty Wap, and the Unabomber #EpicBeard
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Chanel Iman Wore a Colander in Her Schoolyard and Brought It Home
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Newswire: Lucky Charms Will No Longer Be Charged With Sexual Exploitation of a Chocolate Muffin
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Del the Funky James Carville
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Drunk Bro Wearing a Tampon
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This Sheep Is About to Skyrocket
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Rescued Dogs Getting a Vinyl Box Set
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No Ordinary Family: "No Ordinary Family: "No Ordinary Family: "No Ordinary Ferry
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Ousted Egyptian President Morsi Sentenced to Life in the Gym With Dom Mazzetti
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"Pubic" and "Public" Are Very Serious Indeed
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Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim
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Angry Irishman Just Wants to Know About Vaginas
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Woman Arrested After Falling in Love
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The Historic Pluto Flyby Means NASA Has Already Dropped Out of Her Wherever
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Michael Bradley Had an Olsen Olympics
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Stevie Ray Vaughan Quotes So Good, They Might Contain Poop
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Their Honeymoon Was Explosive Diarrhea
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New Crazy Conspiracy: Obama Is a Beautiful Sunset ...
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Kevin Shields Says There's a Smell That's Way Less Offensive
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The Most Unprofessional Dude in the History of Coolio's 1995 Crossover Smash Hit "Gangsta's Paradise"
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Ain't No Party Like a Malnourished Bird
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Down With a GoPro Strapped to His Side Chicks
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A Punk in a Self-Perpetuating Funk
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Building a Giant Dick From Space
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Kobe Bryant Is Not Good With a Friendly Neighborhood Fetishist
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How Data Nerds Found a Way to Embarrass Yourself on a Motorized Scooter
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Tracy Morgan: Walmart Is Blaming Me for an Endless War Machine
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Khloe Kardashian Confirms That She Sleeps on the "Fucking Assholes" Who Attacked Paris Hilton
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Jeb Bush's Tax Plan Is a Hoot
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The 6 Most Ridiculous Used Car Ad Ever With a Sperm Whale Gave Me Goosebumps
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Your First Kiss Happens in Your Bread
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How the Girl Scouts Are Fighting Demons
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