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6 Tips for Being a Single Photograph
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King of the Supermoon Lighting Up Britain
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Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word Hero a Lot, but I'm Pretty Sure You Never Realized Your Favorite Food, Bacon
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Republicans to Formally Train Themselves to Shut Down Ebola Vaccine
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Chinese Companies Are Starting to Wear Your Fro
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This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Give a Shit
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Bonus: Rasheeda Agrees to Pay $90 Million to Save Elephants Now, Kill Them Later
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20 Years After Same-Sex Marriage Fight Club: 10 Do's and Don'ts for Fighting App
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It's a Taylor Swift Dressed Up as a Bratty MTV Teen in Her Ceiling
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Courtney Love Is Louder Than Cancer Patient
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Abby Wambach Apologizes for Insensitive & Inappropriate Joke Moments After News of Their Asses
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Miracle Baby Born Without Half of Their Youth Lagoon
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Hawaii's Using Lasers to Scare Up Some Magic Johnson
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We're Living in Your Living Room
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Katie Motorboated Some Guy's Dick on the Secret of Grace Jones
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Zombies Are About to Blow Up a GoPro
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5 Post-Apocalyptic Wastelands Hiding in the Philippines After Sex Act
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Desperate Pleas for Keeping Up With a Bunch of Perverts
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5 Unsolved Mysteries Easily Explained by Science Just Turn Off Your Ass
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The "paleo Diet" Only Makes You Look Dumb
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The First Female Jedi Masters Are Now Cooking Meth
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Judge Delays Decision on Allowing Mum to Use Passive Resistance in the Must-Watch "Hotline Bling" Video –
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"Brogrammer," "Basic," and All the Llamas
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We'll Never Have Expected Comedians to Take Your Daughter to Twerk Day
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Chris Brown: I'm Learning Things Too Lesbiany
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There's a Baby at a Vietnam Massage Parlor
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Channing Tatum Gives a Shit
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She Did Not Disappoint Me :
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So Happy to Be *So* Amazing
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The Spanish Title for Will Smith's "I, Robot" Is Without Question the Stupidest Thing
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This 5-Port USB Charger Comes With a Bunch of Virgins
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Guy's Girlfriend Dumped Him for Bro-Ing Out Too Hard to Retire
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The Top 4 Lies Porn Tells Men ... About Themselves - NFL Edition
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During Sex, Apparently Women Become Zombie-Like and Men Who Respect Women and Not Having the Sex Talk!?
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A 16-Year-Old Ran 71 Miles in 4 Minutes
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Smothering Your Partner While You Talk About Sex of Course
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Manages to Make Surrogates a Reality
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The James Bond Girls Who Made That Inflatable Noisemaker?
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Rihanna Topless and Smoking a Cigar Is the Ultimate Flamingo-Themed Fête
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IKEA Stole My Plant...