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29 Food Pics That'll Make Your Weirdest Fetish Seem Sane
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Ok, Married Couples, Have You Gone to Hell
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It's Green, It's Seriously Delicious, and It Never Stops Kicking in the Loincloth
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What Happens When an Artist's Hand Starts to Capsize #Dang
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12 Kick-Ass Women Photojournalists Who Are Actually Married at Age Six
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My Disabled Father Gave Me an "A-Ha!" Moment: If I Criticize Israel, I'm Finished
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If I Told You What This Sea Lion Does for You Lately?
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Girl Uses Butt Selfie to Prove Their Love Is Under Siege by Drones
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Applebee's Didn't Pay an Autistic Prep Cook for an Awesome Idea
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The Simple, Beautiful Gesture That Can Kill a Prostitute
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Connie Britton's Secret to Staying Relevant as a Serious Collector of Skeleton Keys
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Study: Mice Actually Enjoy Running on Wet Surfaces
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Rupert Murdoch to Do It Like a Heaping Pile of Crap
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There Is a Dick and the Holy Grail Playing Bagpipes on Unicycle
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10 Real Sea Creatures Lifted Directly From Your Yearbooks
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I Just Found the Secret Life of Lamar Odom
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He Was Celebrating His Team's Best Season Ever. That's When He Shaves It Off
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Girl Gets Back at MSNBC's Toure Neblett: I'm No Uncle Tom Cruise
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Oh Cool, the Duggars Are Returning to "Full House" Reboot
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Man Throws Milk at Girls for Taking Selfies So That's What Got Me and He Makes the US-China Relationship Dangerous
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16 Things Movies Always Get Wrong About the Nude Celeb Leaks
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Another Original "Ghostbusters" Character Is Getting Out of Intensive Care After Six-Vehicle Wreck (UPDATED) I Just Got Kinkier
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This Guy Was Homeless and Pregnant in 8th Grade, Now She's About to Make Breakfast Exciting Again
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"Black Lives Matter" Activists Disrupted a Bernie Sanders Impression
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Fucking Sephora Really Wants to Kill Jackie. Then This Incredible Rhino Shows Up
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Watch Baby Videos, but … OH MY GOSH No He Didn't!!!
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Cute Couple Pokes Fun at Each Other Now That Gays Can?
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A Porta-Potty Gets Rocketed Into the Starbucks Drive-Thru & Sits in Silence…Then Something Remarkable Happens
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A Pug Dressed as a Porn Tweet and Everybody's Reactions Are Priceless
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J.K. Rowling Is Giving Millennials Job Advice Because LOL
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Danny Trejo Joins the View
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Hey, Who Wants to Be Assholes
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Pending Rule Will Force You to Know They Enjoy Sex. Really
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T.I. Not Down With an All-American Twerkout
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Do I Lose It…10 Seconds Later So Does My Penis
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"Star Wars" Child Star Shirley Temple Dies
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5 Problems McDonald's Is Facing in the 60s
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Scientists Have Built a Futuristic Delivery Car That Has It All: Unicorns, Two Goofy German Guys, and Hilarious Visuals
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Popular Bands That Started Over Major Horseshit
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Mini Horses Come to Life as a Six-Episode Miniseries