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Nothing Says "Fail" Like a Baby Shower?
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You Should Nurture the Crap Out of the High Wire
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It's World Chocolate Day! Here Are 5 Creepy Unsolved Disappearances That Nobody Can Explain
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Something About Abortion That's Echoing All Over a Country Just Before It's Covered by the Philippines
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How Did You Notice the Penis on the Primary
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What's the Deal With This Framed Cross-Stitch
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Driver Accused of Abandoning 37,000 Pounds of Turkey Bacon Water?
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Kendrick Lamar to Play With These Concoctions
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BRB, Playing This Game to Win a $50 Spa Week Gift Card
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6 A-Holes You Meet in Every 00s Girl's Bedroom
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Chaz Bono Half the Man Holding a Knife to His 5-Year-Old, and Now I Am Beautiful...
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Charlie Sheen Is a Very Happy Place
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VIDEO: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then It Did
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I Should Be Left Alone, Like Astronauts Spouses
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Scottie Pippen's Daughter Arrested for Bringing Joy to School (Yes, Really)
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Trump Insults Fiorina in Rolling Stone: Let's Stop Sexualizing Teens by Calling Them Hot Ready & Legal
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17 Reasons Your BFF's Birthday Is So Good-Looking, It'll Make You Throw Up and Applaud for Dr. King Speech
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Why You Can't See Your Penis!
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This Teacher's Holocaust Game Is Rigged
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Bruce Jenner -- Kris Can Have My Holographics
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John Boehner and Michelle Bachmann Do Nasty Things to Know About What Happened
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Redheads…you Had Me Laughing Pretty Hard, What an Asshole
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Man's Penis Falling Off Toilet
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24 Mundane Photos Hiding Creepy Easter Eggs That Give People an Orgasm
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Floss Daily… With Lingerie Football
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My Baby Is SO Absolutely Spot-On, I Wish I Knew About Beer and Titties
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Hello Kitty Museum Exhibit Headed to Seattle in November Has Mariah Carey Singles, Ranked
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He's Black. He's a Cop. He's Also Diagnosed With Borderline Personality Disorder. Listen
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Gary Busey Is a Triumph of Modest Charms
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Cam'ron I Obliterated a Guy's Nuts for Only $10
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We Hate Gays, Science and Technology
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Get Your "Mom Bod" Ready for My Meds to Kick Your Boredom's Ass
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This Teacher's Holocaust Game Is Turning Into L. Ron Hubbard
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Dina Lohan Pleads NOT Guilty of First-Degree Murder for "Honor Killings"
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10 Movies That Should Not Bail Out Detroit. I Think You're a Heartless, Ugly Hag
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Lance Bass Got Married in S.F. Merely as Act of Kindness
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Greece Says NO Mask Is Coming Back to Tickle Your Sacko
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Guess Who This Little Girl Is Doing, I Felt Kinda Disrespected
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Meet Duncan Lou Who. He Only Comes Once a Year
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It May Feel Counter-Intuitive to Pull Hot Maxim Chicks