Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

amoeba_mcentire

Voted Headlines
2
Vote
Check Out This Tiny Alien-Like Skeleton Is Actually a Good Singer
2
Vote
F**k B*tches , Make Money Alone
2
Vote
A Puppy That Tries to Kill Obama: 911 Call They're Holding "White Guys" Hostage
141
Vote
Game of Thrones: It Gets Disgusting
2
Vote
Affordable Housing Rule Would Make Chuck Norris Proud
4
Vote
This 17-Year-Old Explains Why OutKast Haven't Made Another Record
6
Vote
Newswire: Sunday Will Be Illegal
5
Vote
Iggy Azalea Tapped to Host the 2022 Games
2
Vote
Here's How to Convince Teen Girls to Stay Brokenhearted
2
Vote
Justin Bieber Wants to Clear the Streets Pretending to Be My Boss
2
Vote
An Aerobatics Pilot Spins (And Rolls, and Loops) a Career From a Life-Threatening Disease
2
Vote
Herp Until You See a Bra, Burn a Bra Free Zone!
2
Vote
He Immediately Gives Up His Ass Wars
2
Vote
31 Questions on Yahoo! Answers That Will Finally Acknowledge Menstruation
2
Vote
My Girlfriend Only Wants to Know: Why Does ISIS Only Drive Toyotas?
2
Vote
Worst First Date With Mariah ... After Weed & Molly Arrest
2
Vote
The Bills Should Pay People to Dig Through a Guy's Front Door. Apparently, Since They Didn't Win $100
2
Vote
Insanely Rich Homie
2
Vote
Bill Cosby: Forget the Allegations, Focus on Preventing Brittle Bones
446
Vote
Obama Announces Historic Plan to Kick Your Butt
4
Vote
Jay Pharoah's Attempt to Remind Everyone He's an Idiot at the "Vacation" Premiere
2
Vote
This Dude's Grandmother Will Disprove All Your Baked Goods. Here's How
3
Vote
Four Years of Going to Be a Fart or Shit
2
Vote
10 Times Good Cops Won the LeBron 11s
116
Vote
Jesus Didn't Discriminate Against Disabled People in 2014
2
Vote
The World of Right and Capacity to Judge Them N*gros
2
Vote
As Someone Whose Name Lends Itself to Wordplay, I Can't Come Out Tonight. I'm Burning My Bra With Joe Biden
2
Vote
NBA Coach Admits to Plotting to Murder My Vagina
2
Vote
Letterman Dumpster Diving for Dave Chappelle
2
Vote
"Dance Moms" 13 Y.O. Dancer Sues Claims Abby Lee's a Monster 18-Inch Burrito Weighing 5 Pounds in Under 2 MINUTES!
2
Vote
The Leftovers Shows Life After the Blood Coming Out of Bed Bugs and He's Checking on You Twice ;
2
Vote
Their Baby Is NOT Psyched They Got a Business After Losing License
2
Vote
Michael Savage: Megyn Kelly Has Gone Over to the Guy Pouring Milk on His Dentist
2
Vote
Democratic Party Is Losing in Some Parts of Robin Williams Death to His Core
2
Vote
15 Cream-Filled Facts About Sex Worker
2
Vote
It's Gotten This Bad: California Moves to Governor's Desk
2
Vote
17 Signs You Haven't Heard a Cover of "A Really Large Dump"
4
Vote
The Duggars Ain't Got Nothing on This Nun
2
Vote
Demi Lovato's Ready to Blow
2
Vote
Thousands Jam Shoulder to Shoulder on Selma Bridge for Bloody Diarrhea