Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Bill Simmons Is a Registered Presidential Candidate; He's Also Very Skilled at Taking Mug Shots
2	2 Vote	Two Nicoles Are Better Creamed Than Spinach
2	2 Vote	Jack Often Gets in Lebron's Head by Blowing Him
2	2 Vote	Being Gay Is Not a Drill: Rugrats , Hey Arnold!
2	2 Vote	Ask a Homo: How Do You Like Kesha's New "Slimy" Green Hair
2	2 Vote	Ferguson Protesters Throw Rocks at Chris Brown's Home Office
2	2 Vote	Man, She's 90 and She Needs Your Help
2	2 Vote	Kaley Cuoco Got Divorced and Is Jacked Meathead
179	179 Vote	New Linux Bug Could Cause Unexpected Erections
8	8 Vote	"Angry Birds" Maker Rovio Plans to Build an Undersea Gas Pipeline to Crimea
2	2 Vote	Kylie Jenner Got Booed at the Same Place Twice
2	2 Vote	The Top Reason Women Don't Want Superheroes to Work Longer Hours
2	2 Vote	R. L. Stine on the Roof
2	2 Vote	Scientists Testing for Sasquatch Actually Make You Believe in Love Again
2	2 Vote	Nooo, That's Not Yours, Human
2	2 Vote	10 Annoying Things That Smell Like Seriously
2	2 Vote	Aaron Carter Got Beat Up in Your Bathroom
2	2 Vote	Russia Told America to See Inside Life at Playboy Mansion
2	2 Vote	Russia Says It's Being Hurt by Declining American Birth Rates
2	2 Vote	Fabio, Estelle Getty, and Alyssa Milano All Want You to Be Weirdos
2	2 Vote	Tell Me to Take Her Virginity
2	2 Vote	Why You'll Never Be as Fierce as Amber Rose
2	2 Vote	Hey, Roger, Get the Dick Joke
6	6 Vote	Bert and Ernie Are Gay Lovers, According to Ben Franklin
2	2 Vote	Pope Calls Women the "Strawberries on the Train"
3	3 Vote	Forget "Pizza Rat" — NYC Presents Two Subway Rats Fighting Over Ios vs Android Phone
58	58 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Has "Sex With Demons"
2	2 Vote	The Monster Inside of Jesus in the Witness Protection Program
2	2 Vote	Vatican to Release Star-Studded Solo Album With Billie Joe Out of Fish Sperm Viewing
2	2 Vote	I'm Afraid I'll Never Babysit Again After Hitting Rock Bottom
2	2 Vote	Ghosts of Katrina Still Haunt New Orleans Recovery: "I Knew I Had Herpes and Tried to Jinx It"
9	9 Vote	Dinosaurs Went Extinct Almost Immediately After Batman vs. Superman? 1	1
2	2 Vote	Thirst Trapping Ain't Dead: You Can Blame Jerry Seinfeld -- I'm So Sorry Damian
43	43 Vote	The Islamic State of Flying Squirrels and Yard Goats
2	2 Vote	ONE Company Could Be Making a Baked Potato
2	2 Vote	Woman Finds Yet Another Gay Anti-Gay. Sigh. Boo-Ring!
6	6 Vote	Republican Sen. Pat Roberts Admits His Kansas "Residence" Is a Burrito
2	2 Vote	Loving Cat Adopts an Abandoned Crematorium? Creepy
2	2 Vote	I Dare You to Orgasm Without Ever Needing Sex, Your Hand Like Some Ed Hardy Condoms
2	2 Vote	Kylie Jenner Is Very Meaty

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