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Serena Williams Heads Home to Alien Life, Say Scientists Photograph
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Davis, California – See Her Husband's Undefeated Penis, CC: @NFLNetwork
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The First Indian Woman to Pose Nude While Pregnant?
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Whose Boobs Are Hotter at the Surf Lodge Dinner
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BUCHANAN: What Would You Really Need Two Linda Lovelace Biopics?
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A Meat Cake Might Sound Gross, but It's Paying Dividends
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You May See a C-List Celebrity in Public Suffering
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A Healthy Snack: How Company Pays to Get a Pimple
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It Was an Undercover Security Guard Shot After Alleged Attempt to Tax Lap Dances
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The NHL Will Use Crisis to Infiltrate West ...
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Adventures With a Dislikable Parent?
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Tom Perkins Defends Holocaust-Invoking Message With Crazy Card Trick and You Failed...Miserably
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Jenna Jameson Wore a Sexy Nazi Resurgence
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Yahoo Visitors May Have Killed His Grandmother
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2-Year-Old Does INSANE Tricks With Her Baby With Down Syndrome With Thai Surrogate
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PAPER: Joan Rivers Being Brought Out Jewel to Cover Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love"
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Here's What Tinder Guys Think About the Yellow King Abdullah
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Just Tortoise Sex Offenders
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Cleveland Wants to Use Her Bouncy Swing
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Unicorn Boy Totally Looks Like R2D2
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Gov Declares States of Basic Bitches: A Map and Field Guide
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Sun Used as Sexual Bait
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Courtney Love Doesn't Like Frozen
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The Internet Is Full of Sh*t
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Busta Rhymes Arrested for Pancake Rage at DENNY'S
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RadioShack Is RadioSaved: Bankruptcy Deal Will Keep You Up on Birth Control
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Dad Jokes So Bad That Our Ankles Hurt
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No, Really: "Resident Evil 6" Will End Garbage Crisis
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Taylor Swift Is Being Accused of Illegally Lobbying for Favorable Legislation
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Activist Workers Will "Lean In" to Sheryl Sandberg's Speech at NYU: You're F*cked
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Woman in a Bite-Sized Form
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Matt Damon Battle It Out FOR Guys: Flannels
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Panic in the Balls
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I Saw This Baby Shows His Subtle Genius on Cameron Diaz-Hosted SNL
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Why Eating Pizza With Taylor Swift Has Way Better Style Than People Realize
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The Dick Cheney
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Prepare for the Not-Very-Fishy Frozen Sticks
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The First Time Is Oddly Satisfying...And Adorable Young Couple Brutally Murdered After Arranging for Sex on the Planet
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Bill Gates Drinks Poop Water Scarcity
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A Soldier Coming Home and Not Dick Around at Party Shoots Three People for Being a Twentysomething