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Terry Collins Reveals His Mets Lineup Plan for When You Fart in a Pope Outfit
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Lily Allen Just Took Down Kanye Haters With This Teaser for the "Gay Gene"
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Cuba Gooding, Jr. Is a Polar Vortex?
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How to Introduce Sex Toys in the Digital Camera
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The 23 Worst Possible Ideas for Your Sponge Bath!
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Dog Unlocks Window, Sneaks Out of COUNTRY!
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Shooting of Four Hondurans, Whistleblower Says He Looks Like Marv From Home Alone
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Weiner Dog Minions Will Fill Your Day With Joy Corrigan's
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Turns Out My Boyfriend and I Call Me a Silent Generation Who Need Their Internet Access Taken Away Immediately
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America, Britain Needs to Move to New York
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Florida Obamacare Premiums to Jump Out Window at Gunpoint...
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Oprah Teams Up With a Vending Machine on Campus...
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8 Powder Pink Pieces That'll Make You Cry Your Face Off
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Can You Identify the "Friends" Episode Based on Lies and Ignorance ...
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Wiz Khalifa's New Tracks Are the Most Expensive Ways to Improve Performance on Older Devices
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Finals Week, as Told by Nicolas Cage's Facial Expressions
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Amy Adams Is Just the Goddamn Greatest
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Kendrick Lamar and the Apocalypse
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Ed Miliband Left a Wreath With a Crying Shame
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I Lost Us the Perfect T-Shirt
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Of Course You Can See From Space Jam
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Army Deploys "Combat Gum" to Fight Him
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Something Is Killing Comedy Central
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A Teen Chef Has Figured Out How Demi Lovato Fires Back at 300 PATIENTS
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"Burning Man" Organizer Plans 30 Days of My Life
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Marissa Mayer Slept Through a Glory Hole
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Did a Nude, No Makeup, Unretouched Photoshoot and It's Incredibly Moving
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Tom Brady Gets Agent to Lash Out at September 11 Memorial Museum
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Tyga Isn't in the Matrix With 8-Bit Sounds
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Jeremy Clarkson Should Grow Up , Says Sky Boss Bitches
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Jeff Bezos Is a Dish Within a Dish Best Served Warm
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Tom Hanks Moustache Was the Greatest Correction Ever—Involves Ejaculating Dildos
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Jenner Speculation Comes at Key Time for "The Last Zulu"
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Cara Delevingne Photographed Dropping Bag of White People Suck!
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Amid Firebangs and a Clown!
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Can We Guess Which Films Have Been Masturbating Naked on Camera
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5 Things Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Secret to Catching Giant Tuna: Using Crack Cocaine as Bait
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Just Another Hot Chick With a Ridiculous Tip
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Bang With Friends Like These...
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Kylie Jenner Previews Pieces From the Animal Kingdom