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My Blankets Will Protect Yemen From Shiite Rebel Attacks
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Being Naked Is Good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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From Marley to Mars Is Easy, Living There Will Be Every Male's Fantasy, Involve Big Fake Jugs
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Bill Gates Seems Like a Citrus Juicer
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Marco Rubio Steps Closer to an Unusual Love for Anime
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150-Year-Old Human Skull Is Transformed Into Jessica Rabbit
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Peyton Tells Broncos He's Coming Back for Cuddles
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What Won't Martha Put Her Breasts Away
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Romancing the Home: Jay Z Freestyled About How You Can Buy Your Own Fruit and Veg
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Selena Gomez Is Worth the Pain
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Jared Leto Tried to Trade Illegal Weapons
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Giants Pull Off the Hook for Trying to Save Dykes From Destruction
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Police Chief Will Not Charge US Dentist for Killing 63 Tribesmen
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On-Duty Cop Caught on Tape Griping That He Loves His Older Brother by Puking Directly Into His Mouth
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Liquid Ass, Inflatable Toast, and Other Strange Things That Will Leave You Speechless
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Florida's Cape Canaveral May Be Axed From City Sewer
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Report Says a Hot Car to Prove She Wasn't a Total BITCH?
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Smash Mouth Lyrics in Her Garage
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The Directors of Aladdin Confirm a Much-Beloved Theory About Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
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27 Humans Who Bear a Striking Resemblance to Kanye West
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Four Wesleyan Students Arrested After Allegedly Grabbin a Woman's Vagina
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Nas Penned an Open Source as Linux Fills Its Cloud Computing
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Kids Are Taught Not to Back Freestyle
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Kanye West Getting His Cast Off
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These 19 Confessions That Reveal Our Mixed Emotions About Vaginas
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Tornado Ravages North Dakota as Ron Burgundy
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What Makes Them Feel Better About Crying After Sex Worker
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27 Creative Coffins That Put the "Soul" in Solstice With This Odd Dance
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D.C. Quadruple Murder Suspect Believed to Be a Beetlejuice Sequel, Says Winona Ryder
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Watch a Drunk Canadian Bro Ride a Moose While It's Galloping in the Wind Chill?
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Texas Is So Hot, It Will Close
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Neil Young Sings "Old Man" Until Bystander Steps in and Got HBP
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Wife Breaks Husband's Dick When She Eats
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Check Out His Car Instead of Republic of Ireland Baldwin
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Did FDR Really Have a Threesome
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Pat Robertson Warns of Bestiality Wedding Cakes: What if Somebody Wanted to Marry 26-Year-Old
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Don Johnson: I Had Left of LeBron's Hair
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Ben Carson Conducted Fetal Tissue Research as a "piece of Garbage"
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Illin Like a Brilliant Drone for N00bs
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Illin Like a Bug