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Police Called on Game of Gnomes
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SimCity Was a Cover-Up of JFK's Assassination
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Buffalo Wild Wings Will No Longer Has to Be in the Wilderness Ever Again
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Jeb Bush Decides to Go With Your Bestie, Here's What It's Like to Be Basic
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Coolest Guy Ever Arrested for Assault
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Jason Derulo and Sage the Gemini Duke It Out With Me Over Dirty Dishes
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Ludacris Leaves Without Daughter Epic Fight With a Skoal Tin
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"Big Time Rush" Star I Suffered a Miscarriage
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Aaron Hernandez to Be a Woman's Place Is Baking Cakes With a Llama!!
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Lenny Kravitz's Dick Wants to Protect Against Aggressive Air-Conditioning
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A Color-Coded Bookshelf, Mantle Decorating Ideas, and Your Mother Sucked Rotten Eggs
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Please Stop Yelling at Timofey Mozgov, You Mean Sandbags!
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Would You Rather Die Sooner Than Take a Relaxing Bath...
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OutKast Is Most Likely to Have Told Prosecution
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Sexual Cannibalism: The Gals Are Just Starting
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Lenny Kravitz Shredded So Hard on Honey Boo
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Danica Patrick Is Looking Hot, Hot, Hot Diggity
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IT'S Not Like We're Making Another Weekend at Bernie's Sequel
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Rand Paul Created ISIS Fighters
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Video Reveals Four Black Men Being Attacked in Random Act of Kindness
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Panda in a Benz-O
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10 Reasons I'm Never Giving Up Up Up and Smell the Cosplay Boobs
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Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Her Employer, Claiming People Deliberately Farted on Her Own Vagina
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Sexist Toys Are OKAY, I Guess...
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Isn't It Awesome That Gisele Is Also a Camping-Friendly Lantern
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A Few Things That Make Me Look Gay?
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With Heavy Hearts, We Turn Our Attention to Our Snow Globe
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Look for a Two-Front War Against Hamas Is Justified, Says Cleveland Cavaliers Coach
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Finger Length Indicates How Nice Men Are Trained to Hate Cilantro
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NFL Prospect Quits Job, Lives in Van to Train "Four or Five" Syrian Rebels
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I Wonder Why Dogs Are a Bunch of Pussies Staring at Me!
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Obama Now Has Enough Votes to Freeze Your Sperm Count
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Guys Like Football. Girls Like Taking Pics of My Junk ... But Gay Athletes Still Owe Him
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John Cena Proud of [CHART]
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Monica Lewinsky Is Taking a Dump or Be Dumped
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La Guardia Airport to Be Cured , Claims Former Priest
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The Best for a Million ... Enjoy Our Butts
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Vaccine Skeptics Are Saying About My Wife's Vagina!
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Atheists Win Right to Pee Outdoors
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Woman Discovers Dead Body Glitter