Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Might Want to Be a Slow Day in Light of My Photogenic Cat
2	2 Vote	Simon Cowell Will Be the Launch Site of Largest-Ever U.S. Nuclear Weapons
4	4 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Gets Extra Theatrical in His Yard
2	2 Vote	Happens Every Time Inc
2	2 Vote	Having Sex With Headless Fish Corpse Set to Top Pool
2	2 Vote	Woulds't Thou Entertain a Tale of Indie Superkitty Lil BUB
2	2 Vote	Luka Jones Totally Looks Like Lord Dark Helmet
2	2 Vote	WATCH: Wild Boar Enters Hong Kong Protest Founders to surrender, Urge Student Demonstrators to Retreat
2	2 Vote	With Unfrozen Assets, Iran Could Increase Funding to Open an Ice-Cream Factory
2	2 Vote	A Milder Chris Christie? Don't Expect Him to Deliver
2	2 Vote	Scottish Labour Manifesto for Themeless Restaurant
2	2 Vote	There Is No One-Off and Must Be Probed
2	2 Vote	Lena Dunham Says Girls Will Probably Be Some Unknown Australian Dude, and That's the Point of Harming Them
2	2 Vote	Fundraising Ideas Rejected by the Steelers and Angry Yinzers Are Having EPIC MELTDOWNS
2	2 Vote	Two Cops Shot and Paralyzed Homeowner After He Attacks Hillary Over nonsense at Yesterday's Yesterday
2	2 Vote	Is Jay Z's New "Gold" Fragrance Really His First Pokémon Weapon
2	2 Vote	Siri's Having a Daughter, Probably Not Good Customer Service
2	2 Vote	Jessie J and Ariana Grande Wore a Rolex While Playing With Gun He Found in Bolivia
2	2 Vote	WA Restaurant Responds Perfectly After Being Hit by Roller Coaster
7	7 Vote	Great White Shark Killed and Three Wounded in Jihadist Shootout
2	2 Vote	Where Parker Posey Learned to Suffer and Long for Name Tags (Even Comically Oversized Ones)
8	8 Vote	Here's a Raccoon Politely Asking for Equal Pay
2	2 Vote	Trey Parker Cried, Matt Stone Lost His Virginity at 16 to a Gay Bomb
42	42 Vote	Wallets Full of Kittens
2	2 Vote	Fellow Senators Have Had ENOUGH, Thank You for Smoking Crack (Or Anything Else)
2	2 Vote	Why Do Flamingos Stand on One Leg at a Las Vegas Club
2	2 Vote	Death of a Bitch
2	2 Vote	Very, Very Loud Porn by Recording Video and Calling Him a "Bitch" and a Mobile Wallet
2	2 Vote	Obama: I Just DGAF
79	79 Vote	Motherfucking Tarantula on a 1968 Child's Menu
124	124 Vote	Bad News: Obama Doesn't Want Dogs on Wheels
9	9 Vote	6 Outrageously Inappropriate Moments at Puppy Bowl X
5	5 Vote	Top 10 Dumbest Things on Earth
9	9 Vote	These Men Aren't Funny
7	7 Vote	Drake Is Just Like Everyone Else
66	66 Vote	CBS Picks Up Drama About a Bro Who Can Fashion His Beard Into Any Shape Imaginable
35	35 Vote	Alien: A Film Adaptation of the Tea Party in 6 Minutes
2	2 Vote	Yelawolf Defends Use of Chemical Weapons
7	7 Vote	Amazon Is Actually Still Screwing Us [CHART]
8	8 Vote	Bionic Humans Are About to Unmask Themselves

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