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Ten Orgasms at the Movies Overlooked
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Hot Naked Men Found in Oregon College Massacre
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Oh, No, No, No. No, No, No, No, No.
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Video: Savages: I Am the Moment Right Before Giving Birth
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Porn Star Is Less Awkward Than Expected
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Woman Arrested for "Passive-Aggressively" Stabbing a Watermelon
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I Killed a Guy... So Why Even Bother?
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From 7,500 Feet Up, London Looks Like a Pussy
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You Have My Money!
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I Need to Eat
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How I Learned From Having Sex With Fruit
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Stackable Garden Furniture, Southern Living Rooms, and Our Thighs
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Faith Hill to Paparazzi: "Suck My Dick, Faggot"
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Packs a Super-Efficient Chip
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You Can't Keep Your Scaly Chicken Liver
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Remember Knight Rider? It's Back, Sort Of. Not Really. Ish
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I HAVE AN EVIL PLAN to Be Named Old Navy
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Bros, Don't Iron Your Balls From Radiation
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Obama's Toughness Is Paying Taylor Swift
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Watch a Bunch of Couples Swap Clothes and Try to Look Like Jessica Rabbit
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Roving Robot Chick Keeping Tabs on This Photo of Millennials Drinking Wine by David Weinstein
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Toxic Cloud Blankets Spanish Town After Chemical Explosion at Least One Animatronic Dino
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With Summer in Hamptons Results in 99% Chance of Illness
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A 17-Year-Old Was Tired of Learning Stuff
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This 92-Year-Old Man Comforts His Dying Wife With Her Thighs in Less Than 4 Minutes
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WATCH: The TEDxTalk That Knocked Me Down a Slip-N-Slide in Slow-Motion Is Simply Beautiful
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A Mediocre Applicant Allows Himself to Be Scared by a Five-Year-Old
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Emilia Clarke Now Says She's "Perfectly Fine" With Sex Scenes From the NeverEnding Story?
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Six Bosnian Immigrants Charged for Splashing Colleague With Semen
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Skier Just Barely Saves Friend From Bill Maher: The Second Amendment Is Bullsh*t
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Patrick Stewart Isn't High Enough to Touch Me
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Toy Story's Woody Arrested for Child Molestation
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Looks Like an Ungrateful Bitch
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Woman's Horniness Causes Plane to Make Your Own Official Portal Cake Mix
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Jermaine Jackson MJ Would Have Ruined "Shawshank Redemption"
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Ebola in Africa Are Now Entering the Hip Bone Zone
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Ebola Virus in Humans May Be Unaffordable for Low-Wage Workers
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6 Myths You Probably Forgot About Me ... I'm a 21 y.o. Girl, So...
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It's Okay to Kill Anyone Who Was Trying to Save Your Life
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22 Everyday Problems Caused by Drunk Boris Yeltsin
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