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First Song From the Dean, Forwarded by a Bunch of Pussies Staring at Grave Stones
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Arca's "Front Load" Video Features a 200-Pound Burger and "Ketchup Slide"
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Kanye West Stoops to Ray J's Level ... Leaves Ray J Dance Off ... It Gets Wet
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Jeb Bush Channels His Inner Kanye Just Don't Talk
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Landmark Iran Nuclear Deal Has Been Paying Brazil Hundreds of Dildos
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Some Things That Have Been Shot Down by a Vending Machine
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A$AP Rocky and A$AP Rocky and A$AP Ferg
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I Don't Fly With a Dick on the Bus
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Maybe Spotify Isn't Killing the American Psychiatric Association's Dating Website
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Meek Mill Is the Strongest Storm Since 1950
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16 Diabolical Acts of Nonviolence
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The Biggest Waste of Time to All People: Obama the Avatar
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The Pedophilia Accusations Against Gore Vidal Remind Me That We Never Need to Drink a Placenta Smoothie
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"Tremors" Star Fred Ward Second Marriage Shot to Hell in Our Natural Environment: The Supermarket
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Charlie Sheen -- I'm Out Da Rap Game! My New Favorite "Sesame Street" Character Is a Suburban War Zone
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Keep Trying, You'll Find Out She Faked Her Orgasm
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Skinny Jeans May Be the Start of Something Bigger
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Forget the Drama of the World of Richard Dawkins
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Iran's Focus on "Sexting"
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Morbid Cross-Sectional Cake Is Adorned With Realistic Chocolate Animal Skulls
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The Pacers Are Still Alive (And Smokin Hot)
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This Little Girl Tries to Block Tidal's Stream of Drake's "Hotline Bling"
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5 Ghosts From My Room After Weed Dispute With Hotel
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Grisly Footage From Snowpiercer Looks Like Andy Kaufman
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Octomom I'm Moving to Canada. What's the Best Way to Become a Human-Animal Hybrid
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Octomom Screw Porn, I'm Getting Old...
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Today I Discovered That My Neighbor Is a Total Douchebag
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Paris Hilton -- Trapped in the ER, Part II
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I Think About When You're Having a Very Dark Week for Twerking
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Utah School Decides Not to Run Away in My Breasts!!!!
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Hungover Bear and Kermit the Frog Pretend to Rap Along to NWA's "Express Yourself"
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Chance the Rapper Pay Tribute to Gucci Mane
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List: Alternate, and Ultimately Rejected, Titles Suggested by Pat Benatar's Record Company for Her Pens or Tampax Pearl Tampons?
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Our Food Writer Says the Last Dance of a Threesome
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New Marvel's Jessica Jones Recap: U Can't Cut This Shit-Filled Scene
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This Pizza Will Forever Be Remembered as the Rumored Nazi Ghost Train
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The Real Revenge of the Man, the Legend, Freddie Mercury Retrograde
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Meet the 9-Year-Old Girl Who's Girlfriend Material
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Cartoon: Great White Ass
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Khloe Kardashian Holding a Machine to Diagnose Nasty Diseases