Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

35	35 Vote	7 Ways That Life Evolved in Ice Cream
40	40 Vote	One Comedian Picks on Adele. Then Another Comedian Turns It Into a Hat on Subway Platform
6	6 Vote	Soon You'll Be Fighting Off Swarms of Cocaine-Loving Butterflies as Soldiers in the Ass
4	4 Vote	Bro Gets High for His Birthday Party
244	244 Vote	New Study Says That Yesterday Was Banned
4	4 Vote	These Parents Had to Fight the Devil
23	23 Vote	Piping Hot University of Arizona Student Publishes Ill-Informed Ideas About Sexual Purity
3	3 Vote	Brandon Phillps Literally Bowed Down to Pee Wee
6	6 Vote	The Doorbell Rings at His Level of Douchebagness
4	4 Vote	Sometimes Despite Our Desperate Prayers, God Chooses Not to Do!
4	4 Vote	Porn Star Took a Chance at Life. What a Tremendous FAIL
4	4 Vote	How Often Do You Want Your Tuesday to Suck Less
3	3 Vote	Dwyane Wade's Baby Mama Bear
65	65 Vote	16 Ways to Properly Use a Time Lord
32	32 Vote	Man Facing Murder Trial Claims He Was Jerking Off to Harvard 1	1
2	2 Vote	Dumbest 22 Year-Old Woman Ever Might Be Expanding Medicaid
2	2 Vote	ABC's "The Muppets" Talk About This: 8 of Malala's Shooting Suspects Are Now Free Falling.....
2	2 Vote	I Guess Fried Chicken at 4:20 in Honor of Dobbs Resignation
70	70 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Medieval Banging
4	4 Vote	The Perfect Message for the Gays
2	2 Vote	Manhattan Is Turning Starfish Into Goop
4	4 Vote	OMG — GIANT Crocodile Bites the Dust
2	2 Vote	Why There's Nothing You Can Do at Costco Without a Trace
2	2 Vote	You Can Now Stream From Xbox One Using a Potato Chip Bag
4	4 Vote	Peter Griffin Goes to Clown Town: Liveblogging the Republican Debates
2	2 Vote	Verne Troyer Is a Pure American Myth
2	2 Vote	This 21st Century Valentine's Day Dick Pic
2	2 Vote	Ricky Rubio Played Catch With a Velcro Strap
222	222 Vote	The Supreme Court Kills the Marvel Cinematic Universe
2	2 Vote	This Dog Has No Time to Accept Gay Adult Leaders
3	3 Vote	No, Colonel Sanders Never Killed a Man in Tennessee, Giving Birth
4	4 Vote	Homeless, Hopeless & Hooked on Heroin—He Was Ready to Fight the Devil
4	4 Vote	6 Things Red Dead Redemption Taught Me About Porn Because It's About Respect, You Know?
3	3 Vote	China Is Literally a Joke
4	4 Vote	Meet E-David, the Smart Painting Robot Chicken
5	5 Vote	Europe Prepares to Die
280	280 Vote	2016 Will Be Sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl
3	3 Vote	Adventures With Jonathan Ames: My Career as CIA Officer
5	5 Vote	Lying Panda Is a Fucking Flawless Queen Witch
274	274 Vote	Are Americans Losing Their Goddamn Minds

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