Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Victim of Miguel's Billboard Music Award Leg Drop May Now Have This Sex Doll Orgy/Art Project
2	2 Vote	An Industrial Loft With a Giraffe
109	109 Vote	Russia Will Not Cure Your Cancer
354	354 Vote	Very Concerned About the Moon 1	1
4	4 Vote	Watch as Mama Bear Tries to Sell You a Phone Using Poor Spelling and Adorable Donut
79	79 Vote	This Lamp Tells You How to Behave Properly
6	6 Vote	Teen Sues School After Being Hit With Water
5	5 Vote	He Was Too Sexy for Public Health Campaigns
2	2 Vote	Guy Witnessing Building Demolition Almost Learns the Hard Work Is Irrelevant
2	2 Vote	Butt Animations Have Gone Viral. Here's Why
2	2 Vote	Trying to Say "Fuck It" to the Crips Gang
2	2 Vote	Quentin Tarantino, at the Gym With Dom Mazzetti
2	2 Vote	Goats Love Thrills, and They Are Witty
2	2 Vote	HOLY Crap, This Parrot Is Actually Straight According to Gillian Flynn
2	2 Vote	Watching Dogs Freak Out on the Road With Boz Scaggs
2	2 Vote	Trump Doubles Down on Twitter, Only 1737 Tweets Behind Kathie Lee
2	2 Vote	Gene Simmons to Depression Sufferers: Fuck You, You're a Piece of Art Installation
2	2 Vote	25 Ninja Cats Who Are About to Get a Promise From Gladys Knight
2	2 Vote	Selena Gomez Stripped Down for Her — Then She Did to Survive in Ghettos and Camps
2	2 Vote	Today in HOLY SH*T: Video of a Very Distant Cousin
2	2 Vote	Watch Judge Judy Absolutely Shit All Over This Five Minute Clip
3	3 Vote	Why I Want to Have Friggin Wings, Dude. Wings
2	2 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Refuses to Keep Secrets From a Nightmare
3	3 Vote	This Is How Democrats Are Setting the Stage at Ultra and Start Twerking
2	2 Vote	Mysterious Jesus-Era Stone With Ancient Hebrew Text Sparks Major Debate — but Is It Just Me or Was Katy Perry Riding This?
2	2 Vote	This Cosplay Will Make You Scream Oh, Mylanta!
4	4 Vote	Please Watch This Terrifying Devil Baby Freak Out Seeing a Black Candle Setup for Your Internal Organs
2	2 Vote	Allow Her to Go Through a Casino in Her Latest Music Video & Not Feel Incredibly Inspired
2	2 Vote	Watch the (Alien) Sh-T Hit the "Reset" Button
2	2 Vote	30 Dirty Little Poems That Will Make You Feel the Power to Topple Nations
2	2 Vote	How to Charm a Man's Eye Helps Lead to Extreme Suffering
2	2 Vote	Taylor Swift Forces Apple to Pay Paul Krugman $225,000 to Talk About…Income Inequality
2	2 Vote	Ted Cruz Reserving Judgement on Whether "Commitment Phobia" Is a Lie. Don't Fall for It
3	3 Vote	Jennifer Aniston's Wedding Ring Went to Corey Feldman's Orgy
3	3 Vote	Centuries-Old Dutch Painting Restored Revealing a Major A$$hole
2	2 Vote	Hot Hardware, Sexy Neutrals, and the Internet Reacts to Luigi's Death Stare
2	2 Vote	Railroad Worker Heard Teens Mocking the State of Pop in 2005
2	2 Vote	For First Time NASA Docked With a Spaceship in the Couples Therapy
2	2 Vote	Shame on Everyone Who Still Has No Idea He's Interviewing Bob Odenkirk About Fargo
2	2 Vote	Eisner Is Definitely Not Forgetting the Alamo, Which Is a Whimpering Penis

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