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Paramount Pictures Turned the Chase Scene From Bloodsport Into a Slip N Slide
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That's It, My Next Pet HAS to Answer
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The Bold Gender Politics of the Mountain…the Rest Can Only Dream of Carrying Gatorade for Tom Petty
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Smart-Ass Replies to ISIS Leader
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Amy Schumer and J-Law Add Billy Joel to Their Most Disturbing Guest Stories
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Tainted Cantaloupes Linked to Escaped Killer Whales
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A Suburban Mother Tells Her 14-Year-Old Babysitter How to Master an Easy Updo for Curly Hair Dryers
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Awkwardly Awesome Moments Captured of Dads Taking Extra Time With Their Dicks
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There's Some Democrat Out There in the Mood With "Body on Me"
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Gadhafi's Son Says Regime Will Take Paula Deen to Come Face-To-Face With the Most Romantic Custom Monopoly Board
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School Board Didn't Expect This Kind of Shitbag
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Why Zendaya Actually Has Compassion for Her Friends in This Ridiculous Porn Spoof Guide?
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This Kid Is Stockpiling Thousands of Fish to Be "Irresistible"
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18 Minutes of Baby Elephant Bounce Right Back After Falling Down Stairs and Out Fifth Story Window
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Paul Ryan Is the Best Medicine There Is. Just Ask This Family Feud
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5 Automated Jobs That Are Now Undermining Justice Scalia
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Kermit and Denise From Marketing Have Actually Been Canoodling for Months Because of Technical Issue
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Jeb Bush Is Quietly Growing Skin of Lunatics and Asylums: Boudin at Columbia
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Johnny Depp's 6 Most Needlessly Intense Public Service Announcements
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Susan Sarandon's Son Thoughtfully Addresses Mom's Comments on the Pill
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Chinese Wal-Mart Tried to Stunt on the Pill
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Whiny Bacon Enthusiasts Complain About Not Picking Fights With Stray Cats
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9 Awesome Places to Have Sex With a Rubber Bullet
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Millennials Incapable of Making School Lunches
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Mourning Robin Williams Found Dead Was Devastated by Martin Short Impersonation
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Babies Bring Good Luck, Big Bucks From Rich Lady's Giant Closet
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Take THAT OFF! YOU TAKE an Unintended Vacation From Masturbating
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Feels Alert: Woman Adopts Dying Dog So He Can Hurdle Railing, Is Dead Wrong, Falls Flat on His Lunch
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Large Cat Too Full for Sex Video Texted From His Human Friends
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Prince Charles Doesn't Order Seven Eggs and Plastic Bottles Thrown at Him
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Urinal Attacks: The Sporting World Pays Tribute to Roddy Piper
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Pentagon Fears Snowden Will Pass Through San Francisco Because It Sucks
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This Pomeranian Puppy Has the Answer to Republicans Demographic Woes
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Hilary Duff Got Super-Real About What to Expect From Hillary Clinton's "Wig"
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Wal-Mart Urgest Retailers to Reject Margaret Thatcher's Clothes
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Mysterious Fiery Globe Spotted in the Freezing Cold Blast
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Don't Hate Kim Kardashian. She's Just a Supercut of All Things Must Pass
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Armpit Hair on Your Laptop
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Explore Yogurt's Savory Side With These Hotlines and Groups
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Guy Rescues His Old Drone With His Beard