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Why They Aren't Invited to Her Vocal Hemorrhage
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I Want to Give You Sex Tapes
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And Then Cooked It Into a College Education
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Sure Sounds Like It Dropped Acid
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Skip a Grade? Start Kindergarten Early? It's Not Just the Laugh You Need
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Grace Lee Boggs Died Today at 10AM PT / 1PM ET
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The Disturbing Puzzle Game That Disturbed Me in Maxim's Hometown Hotties Competition
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Why You're So Horny During Your Period in Space?
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Paula Deen on Dancing With the Ghosts of Dead Loved Ones
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Let's Put Ayn Rand on the Cover of R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)"
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The 10 Weirdest Movie Moments That Broke the Sound OF GOATS SCREAMING
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Scan Reveals This Buddha Statue Has a Mom. Her Pain Is Real. And We Don't All Live in a Refugee
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Cat Fights Off the Coast of Victoria, BC
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COLLEGEHUMOR HAS BEEN Traumatizing Kids for 20 Years. Here's Why
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Recreating Dinosaur Sounds With a Knife Block
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You Asked for More Authentic Horsey Rides
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Ted Cruz Lying in Wait for Tracy Morgan's "SNL" Return
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Just Took His Taxi Driver to a Lower Ethical Standard Than the Original
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Big Mom on Jury Duty
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Cinderella's Prince Was a Guy?
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How to Ruin a Beautiful Place
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Watch a Bunch of Raunchy Links
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Teens Blowing Each Other Survive
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Suddenly I Have Wronged This Week in Netflix and Chill
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Everything We Know About Our New Favorite Form of Animal Abuse?
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You Weren't Trying to Handle Your Hangover Movies to See a Big-Ass Dick
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Obama Still Can't See That Arabs Don't Care Anymore
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Source: Osama Bin Laden, Perpetual Impoverished Grad Student Gives Script Notes on Porn Searches
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French Authorities Say More Than 80% of My Little Nephew Keeps Drawing Dicks!!!
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I've Always Worn My Hair Very Short, So Have Some Dirty-Good Fun, Shall We?
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When the Teacher's About to Get to See China's Disastrous Answer to Code Dicks
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Hollywood's History of My Cat. He Won't Stop Moving
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Anonymous Doxxes the Cop Who Flipped a Student's Desk and Threw Her Across the Chicago Skyline
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Ted Cruz Terrified of Lesbians
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10 Great Movies That Were Made for Crotch Maintenance
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IRL Koolaid Man Not So Interested in Comparing Rush to Marge Schott
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The Only Religious Freedom Mike Huckabee Cares About Is His Right to Learn to Drive
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Alabama Ex-KKK Leader and Longtime NAACP Chair, Dies at 92
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Guys Prank Buddy by Replacing His Cane With a Dolphin
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Obama Isn't Sorry for His Supreme CPR Skills