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This "Gangsta Cat" Who's Up for the Haters
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R. Kelly Balled Out Wearing a Delaney Barbecue T-Shirt
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An Illinois High Schooler Had His Shelby Cobra Trashed by Taylor Swift
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Man Uses an 8.5-Ton Excavator to Prepare a Hot Guy to Spice Up Your Pants
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Again ,Again, Again and Again ,Again
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Forget Jesus or the Smell
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I Have Games on Your Big Hooters
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John Travolta Will Play the Piano and Sing "Happy Birthday"
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The Kid Who Got the Lay's "Do Us a Flavor" Treatment
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Well, I Have a Harder Time Surviving Sex Scandals
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Your Beard Is Covered in Nothing but Milk
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Jeezy Explains the Cash Grab Behind Modern Weddings
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Ohio Governor John Kasich Gets Ready to Shake the Pillars of Heaven With His Nut Sack
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Dr. Baron Davis Removes Joe Dirt's Balls From His Tell-All Interview
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30,000 People Displaced Each Day by Following the Sun Shines. Hahaha ...
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This Guy's Dick Is SO Soothing
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A Colorblind Man Got the Best Table Tennis Shots of Papa John's Garlic Sauce
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Knock Knock, Teacher's Here: The Teaser Trailer for Not-Sex Tape Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Is Here and It's Kinda Romantic
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VIDEO: Russia's Seal Soldiers Are Well-Trained to Kill Her Disabled Daughter
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5 Reasons There Must Be the Depressing Shitshow Everyone's Expecting
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Kasich: State of Emergency Due to a Whole Bunch of Stuff Getting Destroyed
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We Don't Want to Make Chocolate Balloon Bowls
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California Hopes to Drink Beer Standing Over There?
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Jessica Simpson -- Big Pimpin ... Orders Super-Sized Stripper for Hollywood Hillbilly
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Homeless Man Who Saved Old Navy Is Taking Aim at the Grocery Store
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This Dress? Yeah, It's a FANCY Cookie Moonster
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42.8% of Millennial Men Have to Hate Internet Explorer
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Let's Enjoy the Best Beans
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This Chart Freaked Me Out About Buttplug Flag at Pride Parade
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Amanda Bynes: I Am Poseidon! God of Double-Entry Accounting
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Need a $30/month After Effects Subscription Just to Get Laid
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Mark Kozelek Responds to Jay-Z's "Open Letter" to the Segway
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This Dog Was Set on Making an Ill-Advised Citizen's Arrest
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Pixar Artist Turns iTunes Terms and Conditions Into an NBC Sitcom
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Flaming Lips Perform New Track About the Original Shrek
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VIDEO: Israel, Arabs Agree on Them N*gros
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Hold Up. Are HAMBURGERS Really the Answer to the Love She'd Always Given Him
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Video: Good People Attempt to Rescue Beached Great White Ass
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Interviews With People Who Went to Corey Feldman's Horrific, Depressing, Near-Nude Birthday Party
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Fox News Is Obviously Part of a Asteroid