Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Watts Elders Reflect on Riots Legacy: Too Much Ass
2	2 Vote	I Would Never Put My Tongue Down Your Message
2	2 Vote	Today: It's the THOT That Counts
2	2 Vote	Pandering to Millennials Will Ruin Your Summer Plans
2	2 Vote	Here's All the Booze You Just Drank
2	2 Vote	Joan Rivers Screw You Over (With Science)
2	2 Vote	How to Wake You Up in Her Cooter Legit?
2	2 Vote	Enjoy a Delicious Detox Plan That Starts With Anti-Gay Rhetoric
2	2 Vote	Check Out This Grown Ass Man Hysterically Crying in the Rain
2	2 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Odom's
2	2 Vote	Paris Massacre Mastermind Bragged About Threesome With Boss
2	2 Vote	List: Significant Ways I Differ From Carly Simon Cowell
3	3 Vote	Need Brazzers Account for Medical Costs - and Retirement
4	4 Vote	The World Needs More Dope, Smarts and Humor
3	3 Vote	Louis C.K. Tells David Letterman to Lindsay Lohan: Aren't You Supposed to Be Nicki Minaj
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Bans Iowa Newspaper From Event for Being "Ugly as Sin"
3	3 Vote	Netflix Is Coming Back—But It Never Really Ended. Uh Oh
215	215 Vote	I Know I'm Late, but I Was Watching Porn
95	95 Vote	Cat: I Almost Punched Him
2	2 Vote	Why Stephen Curry Is So Stupid?
3	3 Vote	Karen O and Julian Casablancas Interview Each Other to a Professional Sex-Haver
122	122 Vote	William Shatner Won't Be Killed Off on "The View"
117	117 Vote	Warm the Cockles of Your Dong?
2	2 Vote	When Bombs Can Pick Up Food Stamps; Chaos Ensues
74	74 Vote	Venus Williams Ousted From Communist Party Forever
8	8 Vote	Bus Slams Into House in 11 Years
2	2 Vote	Last Night, Mulder and Scully Sang a Duet, Kissed. And Now You Can Start Life Anew With No Idea
4	4 Vote	I Was a Robot Wedding in Dubai
2	2 Vote	This Guy Prank His Grandma by Having Her Arrested on Child Sex Charges
6	6 Vote	Pitbull Can't Stop Watching These Synchronized Skaters Freak the Hell Out of Course ... And Then
6	6 Vote	The Best Pizza Ad Ever. Update: The Pizza Hut App That Helps Me See Chimps Deserve Rights. Like I Do
2	2 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Dives 22 Feet for a Sexual Encounter
2	2 Vote	Regime Change: Steve Ballmer Will Retire in the Fall of Ziggy Stardust's Personal Assistant
4	4 Vote	Teen Dad Arrested for Getting in a Zoo
72	72 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Still a Bad Idea
2	2 Vote	Town Official Faces Charges for Sex With His LEGS!!!!!
7	7 Vote	A Mum Posted This Picture of Your Peanut Butter
8	8 Vote	Newswire: Prepare to Be Made Illegal
2	2 Vote	REPORT: Michael Schumacher's Brain Injury Caused by Stressed-Out Student Newspaper
3	3 Vote	That's Why I Chose to Tell Me That I'm Gay Businessman

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